TFW you beat a battle boss with an Arcade skin
https://pre14.deviantart.net/77d4/th/pre/i/2015/337/7/0/arcade_riven_by_gigadoodles-d9grh5t.png
: "Curses!"
: "So who is the Princess we're trying to save again?
: "It's Shyvana"
: "Wait aren't Dragons the one usually guarding the princess
: "Technically she's a half dragon."
: "Not the point."
only to find out your princess is in another castle
http://68.media.tumblr.com/40aff37352b0bac4fa59bb9f6c24ebbe/tumblr_o24bvzmDmr1snhe5jo1_1280.jpg
: "Sorry Riven your princess is in another caste."
: "SONUVABITCH!"
: "Dibs on Ashe!"

: "No."
: "Awww...."
: Pets Ezreal
Meanwhile
: "Why do I have to play damsel in distress?
: "Yours was the name we drew from a hat."
: "When this is over i'm killing all of you slowly."
Why is it that we are to be the damsel in distress this time, dear Wolf?
: "Don't worry, I found my princess already"
: Shrill voice "HERESY!!!!"