Looking for employees to be apart of a Massive international company to replace TSM

This is just a handful of the positions we have at our company. We have the financial power of a small country like Israel and also the nuclear power of them. We are a force to be reckoned with. We are the DinoTerraFireBirdsofFlamingDestruction. We will be conduction background and Semen tests on all employees looking to be hired. We are looking for these positions to be filled in a few days and are eager to meet and interview you all.(Rank doesn't matter we will soon own the LCS and buy our way into the #1 spot.) Please if you are interested add DoToT Reformed, DoToT Rowformed or S3 Trouser Snake. Or Simply fill out the application below.

IRL Name- IGN Name- Age- Height- Weight- Gender- Shoe Size- Position wanted(on the chart)- Brand of Underwear- What do you have to offer the company- What is your average day consist of- What is your end dream for your life- Criminal Record-

Thank you all