Candy Kayn. Why hasn't this happened yet?

Fact: the scientific name for the llama is lama glama. Fact: turtles breathe using their butts. Fact: Kayn doesn't have a skin that allows him to wield a giant fucking candy cane. Fact: dust mites make me itchy. Now that you know the facts, it's time to make this skin for Kayn! We need to boycott this game until he gets a candy cane, and Tryndamere gets a god damn rework! (Seriously, I don't know what's more infuriating. His ult, or his ap scalings. Either way this madness needs to end, even if being mad all the time is his whole shtick).