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Mody bird··91 votes·3,405 views

If Jax cheated at video games, he'd be called Hax!

If Jax screwed you to the wall on the 15th of April every year he'd be called Tax.

If Jax often shirked his responsibilities, he'd be called Lax.

If Jax was a runner, he'd becalled Trax.

If Jax made your car shiny, he'd be called wax.

If Jax was a pack animal, he'd be called yax.

If Jax played in a blues band, he'd be called sax.

If Jax was an instance in World of WarCraft, he'd be called Nax.

If Jax was the opposite of minimum, he'd be called Max.

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MeesterMoo36 votes

If jax was a convention, he would be pax

Earthlord Jazz25 votes

If Jax was Nasus, then he'd be called Stacks

Malicious Fury38 votes

Stax*

Varijake2 votes

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If Jax was Nasus, then he'd be called Stacks

*stax

2000boxes9 votes

If jax helped you through constepation problems he would be called Lax

Malicious Fury3 votes

Miralax.

Crit Critical1 votes

{quoted}

If jax helped you through constepation problems he would be called Lax

nice save...

Squidsmastah9 votes

If Jax was in a movie he would be named Max.

PaladinNO7 votes

Jinx x Jax = Mad Max

Yeah, I can see that happening. ^^

Chaotic Reks1 votes

EGGPLANTS AND AUTOMOBILES!!!

PaladinNO4 votes

Eggplants...? Like this: http://nurseslabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/female-reproductive-system.png

...or in the Riot world: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-DzzGi0dJyA/maxresdefault.jpg

??

PaladinNO3 votes

Ah, I see some sensitive people here...don't be shy, it's only a natural thing you're seeing.

Drugoth3 votes

To be honest i'm speechless... Mind = blown

However i can't figure out what the meaning of the eye might be in the womb... Or is that an embryo?

O_o

PaladinNO2 votes

It's just a word game: "eggplant". It just reminded me of something I read on Reddit some time ago: "Frostguard icon looks like a vagina". Figured I should try to make a joke on it - because they do look similar. ^^

Not a concept to be studied to closely, obviously - just look at the outlines.

Chaotic Reks2 votes

it's ok, some people on the boards here can't take a joke a flip out when they see anything that is natural...

Squidsmastah1 votes

:P

Malicious Fury9 votes

If Jax...

wes a terrorist... Anthrax. was a honeybee... Beeswax. was a player... Climax. was married to Zac... Zax.

okino8 votes

Zac xJax confirmed?

Marthritis1 votes

God No! O_o

Malicious Fury22 votes

http://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarIELDLO7lSFQJi/giphy.gif

Gunslinger74422 votes

I could've easily gone all my life without seeing that.

Laughing Fish5 votes

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96y3pfN4U1rtm8kk.gif

PaladinNO1 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

woobee8 votes

If Jax was in Mortal Kombat... o wait

Mecha MaIphite7 votes

If Jax was chubby, he'd be called Snorlax.

TurquoiseYoshi5 votes

If Jax was female, he'd be called Rax.

If Jax was peaceful, he'd be called Pax (because Pax is peace in Latin).

If Jax was mapped to the B button, he'd be called Bax.

Singady4 votes

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I DON'T KNOW THE LATIN WORD FOR PEACE!!!

Cause you'd be right

1000angrybees5 votes

Damnit, someone beat me to a stax joke.

uhm... If Jax used too much bodyspray, he'd be called Axe.

Vistha Kai5 votes

If Jax was mad, he'd be called Max.

FTFY

Transgressor2 votes

I'll catch you in Warframe, and feed you boiled brocoli, mark my words plebmeister.

Vistha Kai1 votes

Prepare Uranus for I'm going to Ruk it with my Hek, you skoom!

Live2LetDie3 votes

+1 for effort

Renascent3 votes

If Jax had his own brand of cereal, it would be Apple Jax.

Sidewayzz3 votes

If Jax was on drugs, he'd be called Crax

Edit: If Jax played LoL, he'd be called Hax

If Jax was a hiker, he'd be called Trax

If Jax was a superhero, he'd be called Drax

Rikari3 votes

If that was in a movie it would be in Imax.

Laughing Fish3 votes

If Jax was on vacation, he would relax.

Boxpencil2 votes

For every time Jax eats chips, he'd be Snax

Krinu2 votes

If Jax advertised clothing, they'd be made of Flax.

KING OF MASKS2 votes

If Jax believed vaccines cause autism, he'd be called Anti-Vax.

Crit Critical1 votes

[{quoted}](name=KING OF MASKS,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=inE9AOTj,comment-id=001c,timestamp=2015-10-14T20:09:05.645+0000)

If Jax believed vaccines cause autism, he'd be called Anti-Vax.

nice...

Traxinator2 votes

So I'm a Jax running machine made by Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

Moe11 votes

If Jax was the leader of an outlaw biker club he's be called... Jax...

71389310_DEL1 votes

If Jax were one of Shaco's traps he'd be a Jax In The Box. Jax

Tavish1 votes

If Jax was a food, he'd be called Snax

Edit: Someone already said something similar to this, damn!

Edit 2: If Jax was a trophy he'd be called plax

Transgressor1 votes

If Jax was a guardian of the galaxy, he'd be called Drax.

If Jax was money, he'd be called tax.

If Jax was was lonely, well that sux. (get it?)

6Piece McNobody1 votes

If Jax played basketball, he'd be Dunkmaster Shax.

Kouga1 votes

If Jax hosted a trivia game show, he'd be Fax.

If Jax were a mallard, he'd be called Quax.

If Jax were a pediatrician, he'd be called Vax (handy, since he'd have an IV stand to smack Antivaxxers with)

If Jax were the Whack-A-Mole king, he'd be called Wax.

Squidsmastah1 votes

No one thought of If Jax was food, he would be called snax?

Mody bird1 votes

bumpin (:

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