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Mody bird·10/13/2015, 8:57:32 PM·91 votes·3,405 views

If Jax cheated at video games, he'd be called Hax!

If Jax screwed you to the wall on the 15th of April every year he'd be called Tax.

If Jax often shirked his responsibilities, he'd be called Lax.

If Jax was a runner, he'd becalled Trax.

If Jax made your car shiny, he'd be called wax.

If Jax was a pack animal, he'd be called yax.

If Jax played in a blues band, he'd be called sax.

If Jax was an instance in World of WarCraft, he'd be called Nax.

If Jax was the opposite of minimum, he'd be called Max.

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MeesterMoo10/13/2015, 11:11:55 PM36 votes

If jax was a convention, he would be pax

Earthlord Jazz10/13/2015, 11:12:10 PM25 votes

If Jax was Nasus, then he'd be called Stacks

2000boxes10/13/2015, 11:06:59 PM9 votes

If jax helped you through constepation problems he would be called Lax

Squidsmastah10/13/2015, 11:27:42 PM9 votes

If Jax was in a movie he would be named Max.

Malicious Fury10/14/2015, 12:42:49 AM9 votes

If Jax...

wes a terrorist... Anthrax. was a honeybee... Beeswax. was a player... Climax. was married to Zac... Zax.

woobee10/14/2015, 2:48:17 AM8 votes

If Jax was in Mortal Kombat... o wait

Mecha MaIphite10/14/2015, 11:36:52 AM7 votes

If Jax was chubby, he'd be called Snorlax.

Vistha Kai10/14/2015, 4:27:41 PM5 votes

If Jax was mad, he'd be called Max.

FTFY

TurquoiseYoshi10/14/2015, 12:04:02 AM5 votes

If Jax was female, he'd be called Rax.

If Jax was peaceful, he'd be called Pax (because Pax is peace in Latin).

If Jax was mapped to the B button, he'd be called Bax.

1000angrybees10/14/2015, 6:00:14 AM5 votes

Damnit, someone beat me to a stax joke.

uhm... If Jax used too much bodyspray, he'd be called Axe.

Live2LetDie10/13/2015, 9:02:55 PM3 votes

+1 for effort

Renascent10/14/2015, 1:53:32 AM3 votes

If Jax had his own brand of cereal, it would be Apple Jax.

Sidewayzz10/14/2015, 7:04:48 AM3 votes

If Jax was on drugs, he'd be called Crax

Edit: If Jax played LoL, he'd be called Hax

If Jax was a hiker, he'd be called Trax

If Jax was a superhero, he'd be called Drax

Rikari10/14/2015, 11:42:05 AM3 votes

If that was in a movie it would be in Imax.

Laughing Fish10/14/2015, 12:42:48 PM3 votes

If Jax was on vacation, he would relax.

Traxinator10/14/2015, 8:28:01 PM2 votes

So I'm a Jax running machine made by Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

Boxpencil10/14/2015, 3:42:36 AM2 votes

For every time Jax eats chips, he'd be Snax

Krinu10/14/2015, 4:50:48 PM2 votes

If Jax advertised clothing, they'd be made of Flax.

KING OF MASKS10/14/2015, 8:09:05 PM2 votes

If Jax believed vaccines cause autism, he'd be called Anti-Vax.

6Piece McNobody10/14/2015, 7:53:02 PM1 votes

If Jax played basketball, he'd be Dunkmaster Shax.

Kouga10/15/2015, 6:30:35 AM1 votes

If Jax hosted a trivia game show, he'd be Fax.

If Jax were a mallard, he'd be called Quax.

If Jax were a pediatrician, he'd be called Vax (handy, since he'd have an IV stand to smack Antivaxxers with)

If Jax were the Whack-A-Mole king, he'd be called Wax.

Moe110/14/2015, 10:42:14 AM1 votes

If Jax was the leader of an outlaw biker club he's be called... Jax...

Mody bird10/28/2015, 2:32:54 AM1 votes

bumpin (:

Squidsmastah10/16/2015, 10:15:30 PM1 votes

No one thought of If Jax was food, he would be called snax?

71389310_DEL10/14/2015, 1:17:10 PM1 votes

If Jax were one of Shaco's traps he'd be a Jax In The Box. Jax

Tavish10/14/2015, 2:13:01 PM1 votes

If Jax was a food, he'd be called Snax

Edit: Someone already said something similar to this, damn!

Edit 2: If Jax was a trophy he'd be called plax

Transgressor10/14/2015, 5:22:31 PM1 votes

If Jax was a guardian of the galaxy, he'd be called Drax.

If Jax was money, he'd be called tax.

If Jax was was lonely, well that sux. (get it?)