"Slow moving characters with little or no dashes are trolling. You NEED three dashes to play..."
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inb4 Aatrox/Urgot/Sion are now Zed-tier mobility because they have a slow, lethargic limping dashes.
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why is riven there?
I mean I wouldn't call Aatrox "slow moving".
If Aatrox decides to press R and run directly at you, you're going to fight him whether you want to or not.
you can still play mages and completly dominate. Like anivia, malz, or viktor. hell even ryze. u dont need dashes. I will say this for the 1 millionth time... mobility creep, is a circle jerk created by people who are bad at using immobile champions
Pff, I can play Darius into any of those, though Urgod can pose a challenge.
*Laughs in Bullet Time*
using veggietales memes. I see. Thats fair.
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Playing Syndra counts as trolling?! O_O
Shit........then i have been making life miserable for my teammates 4 games in a row without even realizing it.
I am so sorry 
[zombie-nunu-tears]
Sion has a limping dash? SION!? may I have to remind you this guy runs at you at mach 5 with a click of his ultimate....
Aatrox has two dashes, and it's not really used for engage or disengage much... its for repositioning.
Urgot... his dash is a volibear-like cc, it would be unfair if his e was much longer, he could dash up to a caitlyn, throw her overhead and shotgun knees to the face with her.
I mean I can just spam Nidalee's pounce all day.
Only Urgot and Sion can be considered slow moving.
What episode is that base image from? Asking for a friend. And also for me, but primarily for a friend cuz missionary work :)