tell any details about how ur favorite champion might act at mcdonlads, ill start
malzahar: he would prophezise everyones orders and have them as they came in the door, people would be creeped out, but eventually love the service, if anyone spoke their fears he would silence them with his q
Obligatory
DO YA WANT SOME ORANGE JUICE WITH THAT?!
Oh, no thank you, I just want-
OJ COMIN' RIGHT UP
: "This whole... living thing, is highly overrated."
"But.. I just wanted a double cheeseburger...."
"I know."
Now unemployed. Tried wrapping the burgers, and shredded them. When people told him to hurry up, he destroyed the floor. We put him on front counter, but he just stood their saying "ok".When our management took Rammus aside to talk with him, Rammus taunted the manager and our manager broke his arm over Rammus' thick skull.
(Working at the drive-thru)
I HEAR THE SCREAMS.
is eternal Employee of the Month, and eventually works her way up to Regional Manager. All stores under her control are spotlessly clean and orders are never wrong. Employees who aren't up to spec are transferred or fired immediately.
is a slacker who hates her job, the food, and the customers, and the only reason she doesn't get fired is because of a rumor her sister works in regional. She resents this constant reminder.
doesn't wind up with a career in fast food even though she can cook a hamburger to perfection by breathing on it and jump-start a deep-fryer by walking past it. Something about turning into a dragon after ten minutes at the drive-in and smashing an annoying customer's car through the wall of the neighboring Home Depot.
automates the entire restaurant over the course of the year, resulting in all employees being let go. They try to sabotage the franchise in revenge only for the building to rise up on mechanical legs and attack them with lasers and missile launchers. After getting into a battle with SWAT and the National Guard, the restaurant is finally destroyed by a military airstrike. Viktor is quietly hired by the CIA.
Guy pulls up at the Mcdonalds Drive-thru
Customer: waiting for someone to ask for his order
: ..................
Customer: Is anyone there? I'm ready to take my order...
: ............
Customer: Hello??????????????????????????
: ......
Customer: I know your there. I can see you.....
: .............
Customer: Okay il just order. I would just like 4 big macs and a large fry...
........
Customer: ..................
: ...........
Customer: .......................................................................................
: ...................................................................................................................
Customer: Why are you ignoring me?!
: ............
Customer: OMG This mcDonalds suck! terrible customer service and employees!
:.......
Customer: I'm leaving, f** this. GG....
: ............
"Don't you trust me" she says when you ask for the second time for no pickles.
: If anyone had an order that she had to bring out to them, she'd have to Q them first and then Lunar Rush over to them.
"Why does my Coca-cola taste so watery?"
Sorry.
would never show up for work
Behold, he brings from the past the forgotten item , the McRib!!!!!!!
Can barely get through the day because he has to use a stool to take orders, and people keep snickering about him behind his back about his voice.
More business than anyone can fucking comprehend just by BEING THERE. The Poro Petting Zoo helps.
"What, your burger has blood on it? Don't worry, that's just the Dunk Grease leaking off of it."
Fired on first day for lack of hygiene.
Works the Drivethru.
Noone can understand what he is saying
Nothing really out of place here.
"So I take it the whole ADC thing didn't work out for you?"
Damnit the bird pooped in my food, I knew I shouldn't have said anything
Don't order anything with mushrooms, ever.
The New Donald McRonald for entertaining the children!!!
Kills
I'm sorry too soon, but I love MF
Without reading any further from the title in the list of comment posts, thought I would try to explain without looking what happens next. So, a Champion now works at Mc Donald's you say. Well back in the day, all games at some arcades would have stopped to ask their friend to bring home some french fries and hamburgers and cheeseburger, along with some Hot Fudge Sundaes, those are my favorite now but the twist cone of vanilla and chocolate was my all time favorite until Mc Donald's took that ice cream cone option away.
So, now with more options in the Value Meal and easier on the budget, how about some of those Wraps? Or, maybe the double Cheeseburgers? You could have any of our Champions gifted with flight bring us our orders, since maybe many of us are hungry.
Really, was going quite well there until you made my stomach think about food. Way to go! Though only gong to Mc Donald's if you are there. Might not work out if you are there and I am where I know myself to be out-there away from most of the social Riot League of Legends crowds.
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would pounce hop take the happy meal where the happy meal is most easy to claim as a prize and be on his way faster than thinks he could ever q .
Since is already out the door and out of this comment, but at least you know how would acquire his happy meal.
From: FuryofThornsRedo
Nobody gets their food...ever. But eventually they have to resize the building for him to keep his job.
He would invent a system of acceleration gates at the drive thru so that people would move through the line faster.
"This is what the future looks like."
If 
shows up, the acceleration gates could be adjusted to launch her car into a wall.
"Hey Jayce Vi, power slam." (I really hate that taunt.)
Every time he hands out a burger he'd point at it and say, "You may stare, but your mind may collapse."
Ahri could multitask with her tails...
Does she have to wear a hairnet on them?
Garen would be like.
"JUSTICE! is served."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwXl9MtyWgs
pretty much
DON'T.MAKE.MY.BRISTLE.A.MEAL
Customer: One McFlurry plz!
: Mmk! Poops ice into cup
: Sigh not again. takes arm off & inserts into cup, and then stirs
does someone smell something burning
:McDonalds franchise is now in ruins. Literally
: Hey where'd the food go?
: .....valor?
: MY RIGHT ARM IS BETTER AT MAKING BURGERS THAN MY LEFT ARM "ok that's nice--" MY RIGHT ARM IS BETTER AT MAKING BURGERS THAN MY LEFT ARM
: rumor has it McDonalds has sold their soul to the Devil
: ....Daddy? (McDonalds had fish burgers at a point)
: insert japanese fanfiction
: YOU WILL LOSE... your appetite
: "You can never bash something too many times."
: McDonalds is now the epitome of efficiency
: "Would you like that flash-roasted?"
: "This displeases my refined appetite."
You better like that McChicken, I hunted that chicken myself roar.
me: so I want that, that and that. Rammus: ok.
puts shaco boxes in mcdonalds boxes
That's definetelfy ketchup. BELIEVE ME! IT'S KETCHUP JUST EAT YOUR DAMN FRIES.
(gives you what you ordered) (you pay and sit at a table) (grabs your food from far away)
Here comes the sandwich of future!
I guess McDonalds works too
working at shacoburger Manager 
Specials? we don't have any specials. Children's day comes.. buys a kids meal for myself and daughter lulu
We are in a accord lulu, Vroom Vroom. on the other side of the room grandfather zilean played with his grandson Ekko driving his Deloreanm " ahh who called the cops" they soon became friends and started the mcdonalds movies where ekko had a star role playing hamburgler. jinx became birdie and lulu ended up eating all the grimse's captain crook otherwise known as gang plank sailing the salty frie seas even annie as teaka. how ever the idea of eating grimise's was considered immoral, but in order to not create tensions with yordle's the show was canceled
Manager doing 
's evaluation.
Alright Urgot, we have been getting some complaints.
Manager: Customers are having a hard time hearing you through the speakers of the drive thru, a customer said there was "green stuff" in their shamrock shake...and it wasn't mint, and customers are complaining about dirty floors. Do you know anything about these incidents?
Urgot: I can't hold a mop sir.
Manager: Why can't you be more like our employee of the month, Sion.
Urgot: I'll try sir...
Manager: Well until we get all this sorted out, we're leaving you on vegetable dicing duties.
Urgot goes in the back and role plays, pretending the lettuce he's cutting with his scythe are the heads of soldiers before Draaaaavvvvvvvveeenn took his place.
" I'd like that please sir."
Points at the menu
"...."
High, annoying voice "So, what would you like to order?"
Customer "Who said that?"
High, annoying voice "Down here! What would you like to order?"
(Customer looks over the desk) "Oh, hi! I'll just have a small order of fries."
"Small...fries? IS THAT A SHORT JOKE!?"
"IS THIS, WHAT PASSES, FOR FOOOOOOOOOOOD?!?!?!?!?!?!"
