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Friend, Murder, Marry

The Highest Noon·12/2/2018, 10:46:47 PM·2 votes·1,842 views

What champion would you hang with on a Friday night? What champion would you slaughter without regret? What champion makes your heart bleed and you'd do anything for!?

FREND!

MURDER!

MARRY!

I'll start with the murder. Goodbye, Annie. You won't be missed. I hate everything about laning against you. Yes, I'm making this decision using gameplay alone.

I can see myself wanting to have the best friendship of all time with Akali. She just seems so cool and collected and she looks like she knows how to enjoy herself. Plus, going by her K/DA profile, she's a street dancer! I love to dance! Even though I can't and don't... Still. If ever Riot releases another ninja assassin champion, I hope they give him a single shortsword or something and have him have a Secret Agent skin pair with Akali. Now, that's what I call a self-insert!

Now, for the marry... That'd take a lot of thought so I'm just gonna default to the only game I've played today and say Lisandra. She may be the queen of cold but she just warms my heart. I'm sorry don't shoot me. [sg-janna]

12 Comments

Baron Barian12/3/2018, 4:47:38 AM3 votes

Braum Friend, because he gets you don't need to drink to live a good life. Also, it's good to have a friend who can bench press a mountain. Yasuo Murder, because I'm used to doing that in the game anyway. Caitlyn Marry, because I appreciate intelligence over brute force or crazy.

MrFawknSunshine12/3/2018, 12:29:43 AM2 votes

murder Singed cuz of the laugh spam

friend Braum seems like a cool dude to grab a beer with and to go hit some weights with

marry Lulu cuz of her curiosity, whimsical personality and i do indeed want to see if she does taste purple

4 Step Cadence12/3/2018, 1:07:13 AM2 votes

Friend & Marry: Jhin Murder: Jhin would probably murder me, but I'm gonna murder... Lux. No amount of... Anything, will ever make Lux appealing to me. She's loud, she's annoying, she's a pain in the ass to deal with. You get the point. Fuck Lux.

iiGazeii12/2/2018, 11:06:39 PM2 votes

Friend: Ekko He means well, he cares deeply for the people he's close to, and is overall a cool guy. Definitely someone I'd want to have around both when times are good and times are bad.

Murder: Lux Your light puns do not brighten my day. Begone.

Marry: Ornn Handsome, sexy, gruff, creative type? Yes please. There's gotta be a heart of gold beneath that stony exterior.

Netorare12/3/2018, 1:16:07 AM2 votes

Friend: Fiddlesticks who wouldn't want to befriend a scarecrow Murder: Yasuo broken ass windwall Marry: Zoe smol and cute [sg-lux] Oh shit the popos

PermaJinxed12/3/2018, 6:05:19 AM2 votes

Friend: waaaaay too many here.... But I bet true friendships (no betrayal shit) with any number of the psychos would be a blast (Jinx Evelynn Shaco Jhin etc........)

Murder: any of the edgelord champs (Yasuo Kayn and the like)

Marry: hmmmm probably one of the more sincere champs (whether they are nice or a bitch, as long as they are honest about it) so Leona all the way to MissFortune .....

My mains in game fall nowhere on this list.... Leblanc Zyra Annie

zoliking12/3/2018, 1:09:52 AM2 votes

Friend: Rumble (fun, casual, nerdy dude to hang out with) Murder: Kindred (just to find out what that's like) Marry: Lux (intelligent, hot, powerful, fun, good and rich)