Riot to change all bullet weapons to paintguns

Due to the ever growing controversy brought up by soccer moms who want political correctness in the videogames their kids play, Riot has announced their plans to change all gun type weapons to paint guns. "We aim to be as kid friendly as possible," a Riot designer commented. "We do not want to be the reason kids shoot up schools. We hope this change will lessen the chances of one happening on our account." Champions that will have their weapons replaced include (but are not limited to) Caitlyn, Corki, Jinx, Lucian, and Tristana. You may notice this in a few weeks in the PBE.