What's the most dickish thing you've done in League?

Kairoptra·9/6/2017, 9:48:12 PM·3 votes·747 views

Have you ever been winning a game so hard that you just did something, not because it would benefit your team, but just to be a dick? Write it in the comments bellow!

I'll start: I was playing Veigar and we decided we'd take Baron and end it. We came up on river from blue side and we notice that their bot lane comp, a Thresh and Caitlyn, were already there and trying to ward in preparation. The Caitlyn was full health after respawning from the last team fight, but the Thresh hadn't died and was on half health. I was super fed and weighed my options. I probably could've killed either of them, but I was newer, so I wasn't entirely sure of myself. The Thresh was at half health, but quite tanky, not to mention he wasn't as valuable a kill as the Caitlyn. Cait, on the other hand, was squishy but wouldn't take the percent-missing-health damage Thresh would. Finally, it hit me: Why not? I knew that no matter which one I killed, the other would be left useless as the rest of my team followed up. So I let my mischievous side take over. I ulted the Thresh. He was soooooooooo MAD. He kept yelling at me in /all chat, asking me why I'd ultied him. After that, we grabbed Baron and ended the game. It had to be one of the funniest League games I've played XD

30 Comments

DariusDemiurge9/6/2017, 9:53:30 PM5 votes

Building iceborn gauntlet on draven.

Raksha9/6/2017, 11:46:28 PM4 votes

I once had a jerk team, 3 of which were over the top toxic as all hell. The jackass jungle was giving Teemo top a bad time for dying and wouldn't shut up, my adc joined in with cussing the Teemo out, then mid joined in for some unknown reason. (It was clear Teemo was having a hard time, but not int. My adc wasnt doing much better) I told them to cool it and focus on the game, so then they directed half the onslaught of rage at me, accusing me of being premade with Teemo. (first time ever seeing that player) The raging upped to ridiculous levels, cussing both of us out, (my adc and jg told me to gtfo of his lane and go help teemo since "i liked him so much" so I did, my adc then proceeded to die and blame me for leaving him.) accusing us of being married in real life, saying we probably joined the game just to screw things up for them, calling us trash, ect,ect... So, I asked Teemo to marry me in game just to screw with them. He said sure.

FatedSaviour9/7/2017, 6:02:44 AM3 votes

i played adc

Keepe9/7/2017, 3:00:45 AM2 votes

I, as Bard, waited until after a harsh team fight, only me and Ekko left to take the towers and win, both with only a sliver of health remaining.

At the turrets (back when they were a continuous stream of damage), we were down to caster minions. I ulted all of the minions around Ekko, leaving only him and the tower untouched.

meowwow79/6/2017, 9:53:04 PM2 votes

built adaptive helm against a kog'maw after that he didn't do much damage to me since all on hit magic dmg came in 1 auto attack his next couple autos were weaker so the tank shredder got klogged

Friendly Ram9/6/2017, 10:01:38 PM2 votes

Knocked my adc ashe up for the enemy yas to murder her.

L Psy Kongroo9/6/2017, 10:25:24 PM2 votes

Last time URF came around and I managed to get Anivia, I'd farm until level 9 while maxing my W. Then I'd sneak into the enemy base and drop my wall across their fountain entrance. At max rank, the wall is wide enough and has a low enough cooldown in URF to permanently block people from getting out of their fountain (unless they have a dash of course). I'd usually only do this against an enemy team who had no dashes. They'd literally have to burn Flash just to get out of their base lol.

Ethan Allen9/6/2017, 9:58:23 PM2 votes

Poked people who were flaming me to get them to say worse stuff.

Akenero9/6/2017, 10:45:56 PM2 votes

I just watch people die then spam laugh or sometimes i'll just kill people with my sunfire because why not

midnight oil249/6/2017, 10:50:21 PM2 votes

One time I was playing Jinx and in the middle of a crowded team fight I got a kill, leading the Garen and another member to start shouting at me about how I was a jackass kill stealer. Five minutes later it happened again.

I may or may not have done it on purpose after that.

CytheGuy9/6/2017, 10:50:58 PM2 votes

As Anivia I noticed the entire enemy team was missing. I went to check drag by walling off the dragon and using the vision it (used) to give me. I had trapped all of them in there. I ulted inside of it while I saw an omw ping and a green circle appear suddenly, indicating the man drop.

It was a massacre...

Zed genius9/6/2017, 9:51:21 PM1 votes

taking every blue on rek'sai

TheZacStreetBoys9/8/2017, 2:00:12 AM1 votes

Bard Ulted inhib turret right before Herald rammed it. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Catastrop9/6/2017, 10:10:05 PM1 votes

When I first started playing Ranked, I'd dangle myself in front of the enemy while low. My team would usually be angry about me completely ignoring them and just playing tag with the enemy, that is until they realized the enemy players were so tunnel visioned they didn't even respond to a base invade.

Or, I had a blast making fun of Bronzies in my placements.

OurLestrade9/6/2017, 10:30:39 PM1 votes

When I play Zilean I constantly recall BM. I can't help it.

Mens Hair Club9/6/2017, 11:55:03 PM1 votes

picked volibear in ranked

AlienPrimate9/7/2017, 12:06:52 AM1 votes

Played in a group of 4 and surrender right before we destroy the enemy nexus. The reaction of the 5th on our team is is too good.

Kaeblen9/7/2017, 4:02:01 AM1 votes

Well.... Bard item 3512 +item 3071 item 3147 item 3151 and Singed item 1410 item 3401 are my favorite champions.

Busty Demoness9/7/2017, 9:30:46 AM1 votes

As a half health Nocturne about to be attacked by a full health Diana...

I shielded her Q as she used her R to dash to me, then proceeded to win via lifesteal.

To be fair, I was a little fed.

Infernape9/7/2017, 9:35:38 AM1 votes

A 4v4 Team fight went wrong, so as Shen, I immediately ulted the fuck out of there to our splitpushing Tryndamere in top lane. We splitpushed and won because of it.

Rathar Dashing9/7/2017, 9:46:48 AM1 votes

I was the ADC, but my midlaner ended up being the one to get super fed because I was against a super safe lane with a not-so-good support. At the end of the game he was about to get a penta, but since I was Vayne I tumbled in, and knocked back the last enemy into their fountain to save them. Then I typed "suck a dick" in chat as we won.

SpookyNeedle9/7/2017, 12:53:33 PM1 votes

Played Cait top and mid . . . . . . . . . . . . .

main Fiora