Ezreal vs Riot

Riot: Alright guys, here's a new jungle item. We call it Spirit of the Elder Lizard.

: Ooooooh, I like it. takes it into a lane

Riot: Uhm... ok. Let's step back a bit. Here's this item we got called Iceborn Gauntlet.

: Nice. Nice.

Riot: Ok Ezreal, you can have that. Fine. Here's this new jungle item called Runic Echoes.

: Ok... takes it into lane

Riot: Ezreal, you need to stop ok? Ok... we've replaced it with a new item called Ru...

: takes it into lane

Riot: STOP! JUST... you know what!? You know what!? Jungle item effects are only good against monsters now Ezreal! You win! Good luck using Jungle items now!

: ... *takes *

Riot: SON OF A B&$@%!