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still going to dinner? My is freezing so let me in. We're more than friends, we're family, and I always got . You don't have to pay it all back right now, but give me half. I'm not like these other guys, I'm as can be. You mad ? Did you see that video? That was a job. to introduce myself. drink, but when I do... my lesson. What you do? I was going to ask you out first, but I was nervous. That shot was pure .

Sister: You want to ride with me to the store? Brother: ... well your friend is coming.

I don't need you to help move everything, but you help with the heavy stuff.

Drive: Do I turn left on 1st street? Passenger: right on 1st street.

Going straight home after work, my wife is always waiting for me with nothing but . I you leave me alone or I'll you up! If they keep tailgating, I'm going to hit my brakes and make them . I got in a . Make sure your is off during the movie. If you're me attitude, I tee your father will ground you. My mom said I o with you because I got in trouble at school. be with me, her relationship is complicated right now. A school bus got in a wreck today, but it wasn't . How am I supposed to eat this without !? If you don't want to be here, I'll home! WOOT! WOOT! straight flush on the , what ? It from person to person. Why I'd do it? I wanted to. They don't want to be here, but I'm . You'll fee if you go to me!

Bragger: I got a dollars! Me: ?