Freljord, I'm sorry....

After barely surviving the assault of Lissandra, I have been forced persuaded to write this apology. Ahem... I'm sorry that y'all keep abusing Freelo Lissandra for FREE-LP.#GuttheFreeloWitch #WHAM! has slain Silence, fool. No one can know how broken I am. Agreed. The unseen freelo is the deadliest. Why does she even bother? It's not like Riot nerfs anyone anyways. Oh they do. Now, who do we offer for the Watchers, i mean Master Riot, to nerf? Hmmm.... been slowly creeping up the ladder. Let's sacrifice her so that we can distract them all from our overpowered-ness... Yeah, screw her. I heard that she goes around spamming QQ for everyone. Brilliant. That's why you're the most powerful out of all of us. All hail the great witch.

ALL HAIL FREE LP LISSANDRA!!! THE QUEEN OF THE FRELJORD AND THE FREELOS

What can I say? Whenever nerfs come, no one escapes more than me.

Now, someone clean out this tr-ashe away from my feet.

Right away, oh gracious queen... Thank you for letting me exist near your presence...