saw this post on reddit and made me lol
Q: FwIW FwIW FwIW
W: fwew
E: shshhSHHshhSsshsHShhhshsh PSSHHHHHshshshsh (sparkling noises)
R:pCHew (upon hitting) Chonk
Q: dweeetich
W: "hunnn" dchew
E: Hinnn!
R: Ashes and dust! dwooshdwooshdwooshdwooshdwooshdwoosh
q YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
w (low humming)
e YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
r YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Q: Ooomph "low chuckle" Dink - Dink -Thunk W: Shwooop Clink clink clink... TCHANK E: "Yarp!" Thkk R: "YEEARGHH!" THUNK "Low chuckle" eerie swoooooshing
better one, enemies reactions.
Q: FUCK that missed me, stupid champ W: god DAMNIT so lucky, fucking shield E: how did he SLOW ME so broken R: breaks keyboard NO COUNTERPLAY
Q: Smack!
W: AHAHAHAHA!
E: WhooshSmack!
R: Lots of Whooshing and Smacking.
Q: rrrrrRRRTING.....CHOMP
W: PEEeeeeeeeeEEEEWWWWW....BOOM
E: blurghl
R: DONG (RAAAAAAAAAAAHHH) DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM BOM!!!
Q: Woosh... THONK THONK THONK!
W: CHING CHANG PING LING
E: DASH!
R: OOM.... Fuck you
Passive - bonk bonk
Q - weueah
W - wah
E - weueah buhk
R - wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfuh
Passive- WooOsh
Q- Hmmmmm-- WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
W- bom bom BOMP
E- AH! PFFFSH
R- Get dunked! EEEEeeeee POOSH
P: kshhh Q: w-HOOO-o-o-o-o-o-o-h W: um TUM Uhahahah E: YAH psh-oom R: UUHHHuuuhuhuhuahaha
Pathetic
: hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue
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Q: Crunch
W: pssssss
E: arghhhhhuuuublaaagurrrbarrrrarghoooo
R: raaahuuuu he har hu ha hee hehhh
Guess who i main??
Q: SHHKK, Then SNAP khrrk(tearing sound)
W: "vicious, Vicious, VICIOUS, VICIOUS!!!" ting Ting TING, WHAP!
E: "YEHA!" chordle bugadumph
R: "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!" Literally 1/4 of the riff from his champ trailer
Q: SLURP! SMACK! W: KWARrrrrrrrrrr-bleck. E: Blarrr. Pop. R: RARR...splash, splash.
R when I want a teammate to use it. RARR.........................................................................................................splash, splash.
Q: Ching-fwoaaaaaah-schung. Sching-sching-sching.
W: Bloomp... ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-zwoom.
E: Hwah-swooo-drrrooom-paoohhhh...
R: Drrung-Kamiiiiyiiiiohhhhh-vvvvfrruuunn!
Forgive me, I tried my best.
Q: fRAahh.. fRAahh.. fRAahh.. W: PKAAah!! E: HAaghKK! R: HAhEEAAaaa!!!!
Q: Pop shhhhhhhhhh POP W: Dreeee Pi chu pi chu pi chu E: Pop duu dree du dree drEEEE R: Whoop pbbt Whoop
Guess? (looking at match history is cheating)
Q: Donk Donk Boom
W: tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tickkkkk trrriiiiicccckkk bom
E: fshwakshekshe
R: YEEEEHAAAW wheeeeeeee BOOOOOM
Passive- Shwoop
Q- TANG
W- THAAAANGFWOOP
E- TAAAAH
R- Claaaaaah CLING CLONG
P: Thdd SCHWING
Q: BMFFF tbb
W: Scheeeng
E: Fwmm
R: wushwushwushwushwushwush TINK
(Passive) vrrr, CHNK....vwewww...dummm... (Q) ccCHck..pshew (Q2) vvvvrrrrrCHN...PCHWW (W) vrrrrrr , CHH (E) vrrCHVRRRRRRRR CHNG (R) vvvvvvCHH.....vvvrrrrrr
Passive: Whoooooooosh Q: DOINK W: SLUUUUUUUUUUURP E: CAW WHOOSH CAW WHOOSH CAW R: Clink CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
If you already know my main, don't give it away.
Passive: whoo bang flip-flip-flip bong (shiny sound)
Q: bong hoooOO bash
W: (shiny sound)
E: pchewew
R: swoi swoi swoi SWOI SWOI SWOI SWOI SWOI SWOI BOOM crunchcrunchcrunch BANG
Q: sling - stick (tasty) W: plahom - BLEH E: low HINK R: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-water sounds-BLEEEEH
Take a guess Edit: here’s another
P: music-muwuwuehuehuuewu PUH Q: FWOOsh, DING, music-WAHHHAEHAHA bleWP W: hNnnnnNNNG BUH E: FWOOSH, FWOOSH R: short music-FWEUUEUU FHING FHING
Q: dunk - kachunk! W: *giggle* E: Pew pew pew R: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah
Q: Pshew-bck (since i always hit my q's)
W: zap
E: Nyoooom (also "Woo-hahahaha!)
R: ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP
Q: WUAH! shimmer shimmer shimmer W: tuhtuhtuhTUHTUHTUHtuhtuhtuh E: skirrrrrr (detonated) FIZZZZZZ R: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Q: HOOOO W: FSHOOOOOO E; HIYAAA YAAA R: FOSH FOSH TON
Or smting 
Q on one opponent: Huh wowowo chii, chingggg W: Yuh wowowowo Cha Chingggggg E then auto: woooo ching R: Ching Huhhh Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg Chinggg
Q: Ah!- ding W: Vliun E: Vrrrrrrrrrrr..pop R: ZzzzzzzzzUN P: Pop
Q - FOUR W - FOUR E - FOUR R - FOUR
AA - FOUR
Akali's Q-shing! W-bwong E-schhh R-HYAH!!
Q: SHWAH
W: PahFSHHHH
E: Shwooosh
R: PWAHHHHH RAWRRRRRR YAY TIBBERS
Q: pwwwww POOF RQ: SAW ELLA SAW TIER EAR bwing pwwww boong PHEW W: phhhhhhh BOONK! RW: GAIA IN A KEURIG VEE phhhhh BOOOONK! E: shwwweee RE: SAW ELLA SAW TIER EAR PPSHShshwwweee R: psinggg
Non idea.. I just mute the sound cause I hate having to mute pings/emotes every damn game.
Q. Shling shling shling shoop!
W. Hisshh shoop!
E. Slish shaash.
R. Sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha sha.
Q. Twingle
W. Flip fw(fwa)ee(fwa)e fwip
E. Twinga fweeeeeeee pecku
R. Demacia! Pishao!
Q. Pishoo
W. HeshooooOOOOO
E. Death and destruction mwahahahahahahaha
R. KaPersh Pentakill
Q: Stab W: Stab E: Wind R: Mega Stab
