Low Elo Chat Be Like...

Pizza Hut: Sir we need your address to deliver the food.

Customer: Reported to your manager you boosted animal.

Pizza Hut: ok but gimme coords

Pizza Hut: Don't worry we pinged your cell when you used our app... so we know exactly where you are and everything you said while our app was open..Thanks for the pics we downloaded from your phone..we will put them to "good" use.

Pizza Hut: GG report, florida lane is griefing and trolling and inting and harassing I go mid top open gg my team trash lol why u flam kid stfu go home uninstall pls you fed you so bad gg i'm out

Customer: Hey could you do me a favor and get me a refill?

Pizza Hut: Muted

Pizza hut: our Chinese overlords already listened in to everything you've ever said through your smartphone, we have on database your address, social security number and sexual preferences. It makes no difference, your ass belongs to pappa mao son