Why do people make so many League puns?!
Kha'Zix just so fun!
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I make an effort to try and make at least 1 pun every game
I know a 
of them from A to 
Everyday the enemies 
and cringe at every 
new pun i think of
and yes sometimes i die typing them out...its a real 
and makes the whole thing in 
but 
ways I rea
like them it helps me get ready to 
so to all you who understand, keep making puns on your way to 
ry
I'd love for someone to make a 'bad' league jokes thread full of puns and jokes ;D
What do you call renekton with a chain vest?
An Investigator! :0
This is ex
tly why I love the memes and games board
They're 
as it gets.
Because they are Phreaken funny :o
As a "pun master", you must be Diana to "teach" me... but let me tell you something. I am not Kennen when I say I am the Pungeon Master. Call me Vayne but I don’t believe you are fully aware of who I am. To invoke my true name is to call down Miss Fortune upon your house and family. You wouldn't want that, would you? After all, Karma's a -blam!-. So, let me divulge to you a handful of monikers that have been given to me over the years:
- The Talon of God
- Fire Brand
- Tamer of Thresh-er Maws
- The Sion of House Kaiju
- The Eighth Dead Lee Sin.
Annieway, I digress. Allow me to tell you what a proper pun is: a pun is a word of art, a true display of skill. It takes more than just brains and Braum. Urgot to have a Twitch-y typing finger, a quick wit and most of all, peace of mind. But the day-to-day demands of "friends" and "family" all but make that impossible! Therefore, you must Sivir all connection with the outside world; isolate yourself from your friends and family. Only then can you create a true Master Yi-ece.
But do not deceive yourself by thinking you can approach my level. I’m Janna to tell you... as a friendly comedian... it’s impossible. Healthy men take Vi-agra just so they can compete with me; Heimerdinger of Graves; a force of nature. Simply put: calling be a mere "student" is a big Nunu.
You must understand that I will not allow you to Swain my honor; strike me, and nothing will save you from the Twisted Fate have in store for you. I Garen-tee that if we were to Rumble, you would experience pain beyond Renektoning... but I would not Kayle you. That would let you off too easily. When Viktor-e... when Riot is Ashe-s... then you would have my permission to die.
You might be thinking, "Maybe I bribe him if he gets mad?" Fiddlesticks to that!
"COME NOT BETWEEN A DRAGON AND HIS WRAITH." ―William Shakespeare
Once it Ryze's, my Fiora knows no bounds! Nothing, not a Lolli-Poppy, not a bottle of Fizz-y soda, not a Olaf of bread, not even a plate full of Flap Jax would save you from me!
But I've Ahri explained this to you, haven’t I?
Udyr... I've taken this thread quite off the rails, haven't I? Let’s get it back on-topic... before it decides to Rammus both.
The puns are 
ly getting any better
Serious ...
It sounds like this is bugging you, but don't be scarab, I won't beetle you. I hope these puns don't make you antsy, because that would just bee unfortunate. Anyways it moth be getting late, so good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite.
thought I'd meet someone whose League puns are worse than mine...
i always carry a mirror cuz im
but i dont talk about it or else i may 
it
-ly? Cz this doesn't sound as fun as it seems to me.
Imma rate you 
0 /10.