https://youtu.be/NSQZqVsaKWY
I must say... I've been 
spired to play him. I just reallE want a captive audience today. It'll be unFOREtunate if I can't play him correctly. But I might whisper about it if I do well.
edit: nailed it.... http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2492399173/205555311?tab=overview
The Tribe of the Fourest does not approve of your four puns. We have to fourage hard four four puns is our barren fourestlands, and you just do an asspull and fource a bunch of puns to work? No. That is NOT how this works.
We of the Fourest have great fourtitude to deal with those such as you, who just fourjudge us all as ban pungeon masters, but your judgement is not true. Our fourfathers walked this land for decades, and our fourmothers tended to our fourtuitious farmland, all in the name of us moving fourward in the thriving, fourbearing fourestland. Then people like YOU came along. All you want to do is make four puns and fournicate with us, doing nothing to fourstall the death of the fourestlands. Would you battle an Unfourgiven main? Would you murder an Unfourgiven main with a fourklift? I don't think you would.
It's because of people like you that our ways are slowly being fourgotten. No matter what fourgone punishment we try to get people like you away from us, the Council of Four is, as a collective of four, weakening. Their fourmat is being broken by bastards such as yourself fourcing four puns to work. There are fourums for you fuckers, just go to them!!!! Leave our ways of life alone!!!!
We had a fourmula for our life...then foureigners such as yourself came, and all fourmer ways of life are being fourgotten by us. If I was on the Council of Four, I would, with the rest of them, as a collective of four, fourbid you from ever returning. I hope you have the common sense and foursight to leave us now. If you don't, I will personally throw you into our pit of fourmidable fourmics. They may be small, but millions of them will reduce you to a fourfeit corpse.
