How to balance katarina.

I think since riot messed up kat I should let them know how to truly balance her.

I'll go ahead and rename all her abilities to what they need to be called.

passive - Nothingpersonelkid- Everytime kat gets a kill or assist she gets all her abilities and summoners cooldowns reset and an additional 100% bonus ap and ad for 15 seconds, stacking of course.

Q - Boingbitch - Katarina throws a dagger up to 6700 units away dealing 250% of her ap and ad to the first target hit, and an additional 250% to the next 15 targets.

W - Flash reset - Katarina will leave daggers randomly on the map, at any one time there are 60-70 daggers on the map, and they place close to enemies only. Picking up a dagger refeshes all of katarinas summoners and heals her 500% of her ap and ad, along with healing her allies within 16000 units.

E - Miss me with that gay shit - Katarina can flash to any target location within 200000000 units and deal 1000% of her ap and ad to the target. If the target is killed katarina will get a 100% movespeed increase and attackspeed increase as well.

R - top kek - Katarina will 1 shot the nexus at any point in time, disregarding any amount of towers still remaining, this attack can be taken at any level.

I just think this is what katarina needs to be. It's perfectly balanced and if you think otherwise you're just a crybaby bronze, silver, gold, plat, diamond, master, challenger trash who doesn't understand the game. She's perfectly balanced because you can just ban her out. And if you don't ban her then you deserve to lose the game because that's the way it's meant to be played. Oh you qued for solo blind pick? Haha here we'll permaban you now you fucking degenerate.

At least this way when I ban kat people don't cry "oh she's not op waaah waaaaah waste of ban waaaaah shoulda banned bard waaaah"

10/10 riot hire me