A sentence for each champion that matches them somehow, maybe.

I got bored once more and decided to make a list of all the champions and one randomly selected and Build sentence that matches them. EVERYTHING is a reference from somewhere or was simply something created on the spot. so...have fun reading and for those interested good luck figuring out every last one of them.

if only they knew... OG seductress if you like it then you should of put a kama on it. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING The 7 seas got nothing on my salty tears her temperature is almost as low as my elo Have you seen their HP bar? Shoots Cone. "One arrow, one target" magikarpusedfly still hasn't found the dickjoke in there. knock knock Do you have a minute to talk about Shurima? Hits blunt Hooks people then knocks them up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Flames everyone. and everything. Makes me question my sexuality part 1 Sorry guys, i left the unviability at home 1000 degree knife oneshot Slippery deal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Grows, but doesn't get fat when eating IT'S AN UFO "Come on and slam" OG heresy Hulk smash Nobody crits like gaston Draven "It's not about how much HP you have, it's how fast i take it." We like thicc, but we set our Limits at 8 Swiggity swooty part 1 Taylor Swift be working on her jawline Likes to STICK around Baguette Keeps falling off of his trident because he's so unbalanced Lemme Crash Everything is K DEMACIA BUSHES he's a grower, no a shower Never underestimate overweight people GOT HIS CIGAR BACK, WE LOST HALF OF OUR MEMES My Little Pony (Gone wrong) (Gone assault) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD I have seen enough Meme ripoffs Hentai to know where this is going Do you have a minute to talk about Io- HEYYYY!!! Half his body is probably weed For 2.95 a minute i will make your assassins useless Do you have a minute to talk about Dema- HEYYYYY!!! Imagine if i had a real onetrick The kinda douchebag who'd blow up the chemistry room but everyone forgives him for his looks. I am not good, i strive FOUR perfection BULLETING INTENSIFIES That one ex gf who you should have never left. I have been a horrible kid this year because karma is just screwing me back and forth Every death Beholds Beauty i like your way of thinking Wrong movie, davy jones. Pirates of the carribean is on the other set. The one you shouldn't have left that one ex for. Justi- SAY IT I DARE YOU Made my dreams of being inside Miss Fortune come true Pika-pika Don't let the bed bugs Bite "Jesus just kiss already" Looney Tunes Revived Why does he call himself Daddy in the german voiceovers? "For my next Magic trick i will make their Health Dissapear" His fanfiction plots are so thin even he can see through them OG Praise the Sun wars come and go, but my soldiers stand forever The new "Better nerf" In the Hood Yap, That tasted Broken Truly enlightening An entire voiceover about how he is rock solid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Gotta catch em all Makes me feel like an offender, spraying his seeds everywhere Wuju? No, i wouldn't Jessica rabbit's long lost twin sister Es numero Uno, hue Darkne- SAY IT I DARE YOU Omae ma wo shindeiru. NAMI?! The Cicle of Life and death continues. We will live, and i will Q the fuck out of them. Everything is about the deep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Quite the cougar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is afraid of "You won't like me when i'm angry" SKY'S RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world Bad dude, always gets caught red handed. SPARTA BAKER hammer time Her bird spots all of your bull Lemme smash They see me rollin' they hatin She is the beauty AND the beast PETA's anti lacoste movement Swiggity Swooty part 2 Ow, i just cut myself on all that edge LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE This guy and his reworks remind me of Michael Jackson and his Nose She is the man on the table No Shenpai it was either this or Game of thrones Manuel - Gas Gas Gas COOOOOWAAAAAAAARDS While escaping Here comes da Moneeeyyyy OG League Pokemon The reincarnation of Keyboard Cat Pick a god. And Pray Bird is the Word Play-Ball! Nothing personal kid (⌐■_■) I don't always surf the internet, but when i do, eyebrows EZIO, PROTECT THE APPLE Makes me question my sexuality part 2 What the fuck Lante- Coughs If rambo was female trollololo lololo lololoooo trollololooooo Who Needs ashe For this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's time to d-d-d-d-du-duel ( •-•) ( •-•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■-■) Let's do this. Open the gates if only he knew how true his Broken Quote is "Demon Pants had it Coming" OG edgelord Don't lau- dont la- don'- PFFF HAHAHAHAHAAH Is still engrossed with stuff That one cop who confiscates your weed then smokes it herself In Sovjet Russia VIktor Plays You Just how much fun would it be to hypnosize him into believing he has hemophobia? wears unbearable thunderwear Who let the Dogs out Let's be glad he doesn't teleport around everywhere No rakan, your tail is small NOONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHO AND WHAT I AM Just the Tip NEVER. TRUST. HIM. Farming Simulator turret Edition Did you kow his soundeffects were created by stuffing a condom with dogfood and then slapping it against a wall? Haaach let's get this over with My childhood-memories of bomberman Gets arrested for assault because he can't put away his clock badum tss She is very dezyrable

######I regret nothing :D