Riot when creating matchmaking

This is the transcript from riots actual design team when they created matchmaking

Paul: Alright guys we need to change our matchmaking to better suit our totally unique game.

Jim: We thought it was okay, what did you want to change?

Paul: Well instead of matching players of their rank against other players of their rank, what if we matched them. Off of their skill?

Sally: Wait I'm not following.

Paul: Bear with me, what if instead of matching golds against golds, we dropped some diamonds in their game, you know. Show them the hard side of casual gaming!

Jim: That sounds terrible

Sally: Yeah that is absolutely fucking retarded.

Paul: What do you mean? I'm talking, what if some gold player who won a few games thinking fighting other gold players is easy. And BOOM we drop 3 diamonds in his match.

Jim: THREE?!

Paul: Well it'll be okay because they'll be qued with a silver.

Sally: Well what is the gold qued with?

Paul: also silvers. Like I said, this is one tough cookie he won 3 games IN A ROW! Gotta try him to LCS amirite?

Jim: That's terrible idea..

Sally: Absolutely awful

Paul: Well I already did it. So get the fuck out of my bathroom.

Jim: This is a conference room..

Paul: Then why do I shit here.

That's about how it works. Playing normals or ranked and you fight diamonds EVERY FUCKING GAME! Along with 5 man premades and they wonder why you do cocaine.