The proper way to kill a Villain with Garen

Gentleman Gems·12/6/2017, 3:33:24 AM·2 votes·385 views

Step 1: Intimidate: The moment the villain see's you, start taunting. If he has friends, kill them, then taunt. Also making a spooky ghost noise whenever you jump out of a bush near them helps too.

Step 2: Debilitate: Now they are scared of your sheer Demacian Justice, your next step is to use said fear to starve them. If they go for CS, make them hurt really, really, badly, so they back off and miss CS. If they go to try and catch up with the jungle creeps, make sure to be in a nearby bush, steal the creep, and then hurt the villain really, really, badly, make them suffer.

Step 3: Dominate: At this point the enemy will be looking for death, so that one of there teammates will have to suffer as the villain. Before you show such mercy, make them admit that Demacia is great, and that they are trash for being a Villain, make them feel worthless, regardless of who they are. "But that's my king!" you say; but he is the Villain, so it does not matter. "But that is my best friend" you say; He's with the aspects now, he abandoned Demacia. "But she's my sister" you say; Well as her big brother you need to punish her for being a filthy villain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Step 4: Obliterate: Now that all other steps are complete, you may kill the Villain, and let the cycle continue.

Congratulations, with these 4 simple steps, you will be the perfect villain killing machine. Now get out there and bring justice!

6 Comments

CherryBlossom49012/6/2017, 6:28:46 AM2 votes

[garen-swing] [garen-swing] [garen-swing] [garen-swing]

But can he beat THIS villain? [darius-angry]

WyvernEgg12/6/2017, 11:24:19 PM1 votes

tl;dr