You know you play too much League When:

You refer to Bondage as "being chain cc'd" You refer to the left hand lane as "the top lane" while driving You stomp on bugs and other small creatures while out walking to get the creep score You refer to anger outside the game as tilt. "Dude the Pizza should have been here an hour ago, I'm so tilted" You throw away pennies because bronze is garbage. You use Teemo as an insult You refer to blind people as "less cool Lee Sins" You wonder what kind of hex-tech loot is in any unopened box you see You look for Yorick's shovel at a hardware store