League of legends: A video game manual for surviving in real life.

Hello welcome to the League of legends, you thought this was just a fun game for you to play to waste the hours away. Well you were wrong, here at Riot head quarters we decided to make our game as applicable to real life as possible. This game is tailored to show you real challenges you will face in the every day world and how to deal with them.

1. Disappointment: Life is full of disappointments here at riot HQ we have developed the perfect formula for team for training you in the ways of dealing with disappointment. Our patented system code named "match maker" will give you the perfect teammates to put you on that 5 game win streak that gets you to promos. Hold your horses though, we wouldn't be training you at all if we didn't end that win streak and set you on a 10 game win streak that put you all the way down to a division lower.

2. Children: Chances are you will one day have those little bundles of joy that most of the population knows to love. In order to train you around all craziness of parenthood, we have implements the 4 man team mate system. With this spectacular system we have created, every other game you will get to play the negotiator as your top laner tells your adc to, "kill himself you garbage player you don't deserve to even be alive you are so bad at this game". Feel the challenge as you try to stifle the keyboard warrior and at the same time try to talk your adc back from the bring of rage quitting.

3. Stress: Nothing says fun quite like trying to win a 4 v 5! Here at riot HQ we disconnect one of your team mates every 5 games (every 2 games when in your promos) to really put you on the edge of your seat because hey if league doesn't drive you to the brink of insanity nothing ever will.

This league of legends life simulator can be yours for the low low price of $30 a month (payed for through skins). Buy it now!