Me Playing ADC be like:
Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, Because I fucking suck at CSing, Warding bot lane, while I was trying to farm, And the minions keep dying at the last tick, I am tilted, And so I cry, in the Corner.
And thier Master Yi is getting fed, Using Highlander and Aplha Spams, I can't do nothing but accpet my fate, When he chased me I just stop moving, And let him taunt me or butcher my ass, as starts dancing, onto my corpse, And so I cry, in the Corner.
And when I try to play passivly, The minions die under tower. My team is raging and screaming at me, Telling me to uninstall the game, Becuase I can't farm proberly, until it's about mid game, And now I'm sad, And thus I cry, in the Corner.
"ADC" said I," Need my Practice, And yet my farm is such cancer. Hear my words becuase it feels bad man, Take my arms and you'll just die with me. And is becuase I am still in Bronze 5, And 0LP, As thus I cry, In the Corner.
And my team still curse and raged, To the farm that I have made! And the Question Pings spammed at me, 6 times in a row. And my support said, 'Report my useless Ashe, She went 1/11/3' I'm not toxic. But now I cry, in the corner.