Hilarious Korean Translations part 2

This time going to the Items, Spells and Lore, Lets Begin Leblancs E is "Welcome Chain" Lulu's Q Throws "Sparkling Windows at you" Morgana's Sister is a Vegetable still, and dont let Morgana land her "Bondage of darkness on you" Ahri's Q is "Dazzling Beads" Cassiopeia's Q is "A Deadly Explosion" Quinn stole Vaynes Q and replaced her E with it Teemo's Q is "real name dart" Draaaaaavens e is "Stay Away" Jinx's W is "Excuse me!" and her R is "Super Powerful Roaster" Vi was a Man all along Caitlyn's ult is a "Foot Long Spleen" Lux's Real name is "Lucksan" and her q is called "bondage of light" and her brothers name is "Karen" Fiora's w is the "answer" Garen's E is a "referee" Gangplanks R Baptizes you with Shells Miss fortunes Q Fires "2 guys on one foot" and she stalks people with her w Swains Q is "Aging" and His E is "Pain" Zeds passive is "Abomination" his only friend is the ever sinning Sindra Syndra apprently was born with powerful "Horsepower" Karma's E is "Rubber" ;) Nunu is a "Snowboarder Riven is an "Exorcist" Malzahars Passive is "Emptiness" Nocturnes R is "A Delusional Delusion" Shacos E is "Double edged Dog" Rengars Q is "Arrogance" Nidalee's Q is "Throwing/Breaking Windows" Kha'Zix's R is "Emptiness of Emptiness" Cho'Gath will have some "Super Gas" after eating someone lol Tarics E is "A Stunning Slug" Leona's W is "Japanese" Pantheons E is "Cardiac Tracker" Diana's passive is "Cool Moonlight sword" and her W is called "Silent rocks" Taliyah is a Rock Guru and her R is "Wall of the Rocksmith" Azir's W is "Get Up!" Graves R fires "An innocent Victim" Evelynn's R is "Painful Hug" Rammus's W is "Crouching your Body" and his E is "A Provocative Provocation" Maokai's Q is "Vision Slug"