and then one of them gets ganked by 3 people since this is top lane we are talking about
When one of them has a stand 
Darius VS Renekton. Basically. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
RIP Mordekaiser 
you forgot the shaco pop up to throw a Shiv in the stand off and tip the scales of the fight for himself.
You'd think only sound can transmit buttcheek clapping, but you'd be wrong.
I once had a blinds game with double Darius top. And they became bros with near perfect cs spamming emotes. When jungle came(either side) the other darius spammed laugh as their jungler got massacred by enemy darius.
They stayed top side all game. When any team pushed mid enemy Darius tp in to prevent ending the game while being untouchably far ahead.
They both stalled until well over 40 minutes when there was a final team fight with 2 darius and 8 big minions
When both junglers gank top.
lol