The League Sings

"Fight a little bit Closer" A parody of "Come a little bit Closer" by Jay and the Americans

: In a little Mid-lane just the other side of the Rift-map, She was a-sitting there with health so low it made my mouth water...

So I started moving her way, She belonged to the enemy team anyway, And I knew, Yes I knew it was bait But then her charm came my way...

: "Fight a little bit closer, You're my kind of Mid." "So fed and so strong, Fight a little bit closer, I'm all alone, and this game is so long."

So we started to trade, And the fight, it seemed so exciting... and I just couldn't resist Her health was so low that it was inviting...

Then I heard a team-mate say...

: "Vamoose, the JG's on his way!"

: And I knew, Yes I knew, I should leave But her charm came my way...

: "Fight a little bit closer, You're my kind of Mid." "So fed and so strong, Fight a little bit closer, I'm all alone, and this game is so long."

Then the fighting stopped When I looked, the lane it was empty; Then I heard their JG say:

: "Man, you know you're in trouble plenty."

: So I burned my with my hand, And behind my Tower I ran, And as I Recalled away, I could hear her say to the JG, yeah

: "Fight a little bit closer, You're my kind of Mid." "So fed and so strong, Fight a little bit closer, I'm all alone, and this game is so long."

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(If this gets enough upvotes, I could make it a series of sorts, LOL.)