What does your main say about you?! Part 1

Hi, I'm LeachimKcorruts, and I'm a veteran Bronze 5 Player of League, I've seen of the champions and how they play. I've also seen the best And worst players of those champions, and what they are like. So I've come here to show what your main says about you in a Non Biased Totally Biased Manner. : Nobody knows who you are, you're that mysterious figure in the corner. If someone asks you about your past they will be bombarded by the most edgiest tale ever. Few have ever survived without leaving out of boredom, but you know one day that everyone will know who you are... : You like playing hard to get. : You think you're a god in your shroud, but then you remember about AoE, and the new Shimmer mechanic. : Your favorite race in WoW are the Tauren, and you feel the need to remind people that they can't milk your nipples : "Lonelyyyyy, I'm Mr.Lonelyyyy, I got nobodyyyyy, for my oooooown~" : Your heart is as cold as ice as you sacrifice your mid laner to the enemy team, blocking them off with a wall of ice while there flash is on cooldown, you love to play Mei in Overwatch, and your friends are either dead, or left for there own safty. : Point and Click stuns are fun for you, and you like to go play "Support" because fighting a competent mid laner is hard. : You were introduced to her through the tutorial and you stuck with her ever since, you also tend like the curves... on her bow. : Legends say these people are themselves celestial beings, and thus are naturally masters of the champion. : You work at a Mc Donald's in Egypt and are a Trump supporter : You have ADD and those chimes are your squirrels of choice. : You are an OG Hooker and you sometimes take him full AP mid to piss off the enemy laner. : You enjoy Combo's and setting things on fire. what kind of things you ask? All the things. : You're are the real bro, your there for your girl and your family, animals love you and everyone enjoys your pecks. : You want the bad cop. : You probably played Zed or Katarina before hand but wanted to try her out, but you went back to your old main because she kept getting banned. : Boots are overrated and you hate mobility : You don't have many girlfriends since the moment you meet them you end up silencing them, knocking them up and then eating them ferociously. This is also why you don't have friends too. : Wisky Oscar Wisky, Seirra Oscar Golf Oscar Oscar Delta, Mike Uniform Charlie Hotel Sierra Kilo India Lima Lima. : "COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!" : You're are an open minded individual who knows the greatness that is the moon : You go where you please, god bless the janitor who finds where you went. : You think your the greatest person ever but no one believes you, nothing is your fault and you're perfect in every way. Let the haters hate. : Timing is everything, and you're two steps ahead of yourself all the time. : You love legs and you enjoy dropping in uninvited to gank lanes, People say you're a Nidalee clone, but you know there wrong. : You enjoy jump scaring people and steal peoples jungle buffs and or waiting for them to get the buff and then kill them while they're weak. : You think you're the best thing since sliced bread with landing all of your skill shot and juking the enemy, until you Arcane Shift into a Blitz hook. : You get your sick kicks out of ulting into the enemy team and Zhonyaing as soon as they fire off all of there ults at you, and then getting a triple. : You're totally going to 1v2 the enemy Malphite and Taric, it doesn't matter that you're 2 levels behind you got this. : Becuse having an actual Zhonya's was not enough, you also piss off people by killing them under there tower and then getting away without taking a single tower shot. : You're getting a rework soon so you're pretty happy, you also shot on casters and you're an accomplished Astronomer. : Nothing bothers you, cuz everything is K. : You always wanted to be a Beyblade. : You're that kid in class who gets a kick out of annoying people, but if they did something about it you'd hulk out on there asses and make them hate there life with you. : You're an alcoholic and you really need some help. : You're a redneck who enjoy's chewing Tabacco, though sometimes you feel like you're missing something. : You're the Ultimate Brony, and you're proud of it. You also like to trample peoples hopes and dreams. : You're that kid who always goes over the top with there science experiment, and you're one of few people who know the illuminate are real. : You've seen enough hentai to know where I'm going with this. : Look I know you guys are good seeing how much Irelia has been nerfed, but for real... we better nerf Irelia. : You're a real Dude and Eco friendly guy, you got this charming atmosphere that says. "Hey, I'm not going to steal all of your buffs or anything and give a copy to our ADC and Mid Laner." : Nobody can touch you or your pals, those who have tried have failed, and anyone who doesn't enjoy being touched by a 20/0 Mundo can count on you for help. : You feel like a true Leading, leading the charge for your allies to victory, and blaming them for your defeat. When you prosper everyone prospers, and when times are tough, everyone except you suffers.