I just want to take the time to brazenly assert that the taric rework was miles ahead of warwick's

Not if you're a furry.

Skarner is the furry taric

But muh armor shred and point-and-click stun and gigantic armor buff and free AD/AP :(

Also Armor of the Fifth Age wasn’t blatantly suggestive like it is now - it was fabulous without the forced neckline-below-waistline BS >:^(

Old taric yes. New taric no.