Who would win?

Neither Teemo would destroy both

The one with a fed adc.

Probably Zoe. Just look at that face. You think Aurelion can compete with THAT?

That Aurelion Sol artwork looks oddly familiar...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CelebratedBoldGecko-size_restricted.gif

EDIT: Dang. I didn't realize the gif was so tiny!