If your main were your roommate (2)
On the upside, he's pretty polite and his energy makes him fun to be around. And thanks to his lightning he can power my phone when I'm not near a charger. On the downside, he likes to throw stuff at me randomly because I'm a big target.
He's adorable, and likes to troll people. He'd be literally perfect if not for that fact that at home, I always step on his shrooms and get poison blasted in my face.
"Ziggs. Come on man. I know you like explosions and pyrotechnics but this has to stop. I've had to buy 3 TV's thanks to you, and the fire department has us on speed-dial... The neighbors have called the cops several times thinking that you're an undercover terrorist."
She has a tendancy to shoot my things when I'm not home. My room is riddled with bullet holes. Send help.
Is very much feeling the guilt from his past. Great to talk to. However, he wants me to join his order badly. Runeterra's darth vader version
Lots of bro material, apathic asf, could teach me how to parcour. also gets 25% off on shopping (if you know what i mean)
Can teach me stuff about loyalty. Very devoted to the bro code too. I just dont like his animalic desire to trial people with fire...and using my room to stuff his kegs
Would turn my whole house into a trophy Gallery, hanging bones around everywhere. Would call me weak for not bullying the rich and powerful. picking up the hair after him will be disasterous.
Wind. Lots of wind. Dont even think about not having anything not bolted down.
Room mate of the reapers, with one of them having the best booty in League of Legends? Hell yeah! Plus I can get life advice!
Outside of him being potentially annoying when his girlfriend around. I can't say he's not bad on the eyes :U. Plus you got someone with charisma to help you at getting a date.
Good thing she's small, so that I could make a cozy place for her in the closet. However, I shouldn't make her angry unless I get pummelled in the face. On the bright side, she pummels our annoyances (like that irritable neighbour who keeps playing the electric guitar well into the night 'cause he give no frogs about other people).
We're gonna need a big place if he's gonna get angry all the time. Maybe I can appease him with dog treats (and minions).
I can't complain.
Very high electricity bill, since she always keeps the lights on. Hard to sleep since it's so bright. Good personality, though. Annoyingly childish sometimes. Is willing to help out with cooking, cleaning, shopping, etc., so it's not bad. All around average roommate; would be great, but again, the lights are always on.
wants to convert me into metal, sry bro i only like Dio in the metal department