Roast them. Preferably based on appearance or backstory rather than gameplay.
I'm wondering if people will be able to truly roast the champion that they love the most.
Your breathing sounds like an obese man staring at a donut burger with a side of raw cookie dough.
######I'm not the best memer, but I can try, okay?
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
- 2flat4me
- Giant motherfucking space dragon that gets killed by relatively large rodents and other beings with much less power than he
: Learned what red bull was. Started drinking it. That's how he got his ult.
######Hoo boy, give me a second. Ok, here we go.
It's really neat how you went from being straight-up hideous to an anime-drenched teddy bear. Yeah, real tank material there. Oh, and they may have said that you were supposed to be this "colossus with a hammer shoved into a tiny form" but considering your three skins where you look non-threatening and so kawaii and the libraries of fan art proving you're just more yordle yuri, it's obvious they missed the mark harder than a 0/11 Ezreal did. Yeah, that's right. No hero here, just another bizarre thing to fulfill some people's fetishes. And when you aren't there, you're off sucking in Worlds. Freaking Challengers can't make you good! The only champions you can beat in lane are the ones who repeatedly bash their own face in your force field. Hey, at least you're a good support pick... Your new and improved ultimate has saved more enemy carries than a boosted Alister. You're liable for report on accounts of assisting the enemy team. And your selection quote? You're not just a yordle with a hammer, you're less than that. But, hey, don't let me and my rant stop you and your unrealistically fat pigtails from never finding the hero.
######Ugh, I need to go vomit now.
Bruh, seriously, what Ninja dresses like he's going to a gay techno rave? Oh, and the glowing eyes also help while staying hidden, totally.
Even that brute Pantheon can bake cookies without burning them.
Who is old and six feet under? The Ionian Elder
- Blue lives matter
oh wait they don't
Your win rate is lower than your play rate.
Girl, you´ve been in the League for over 4 years now - and you still playing with balls and you only can throw blue sentinel around. Your potential is limitless? Your powers grow all day? Ha! Even Veigar´s power grows faster and he is a freaking midget! All you learned in these years is how to manipulate three balls instead of just one. Girl, you need to step up your game. You even lift, girl? Learn to throw Summoner´s Rift on your enemys and then we talk!
stereotypical raging midget
: You're too young to be out this late.
: I'm going to ping your tits as MIA.
: I guarantee you won't be the 4th person I roast, you aren't perfect, and I'm only splitting this sentence into 3 parts to add more pain to the insult.
: You can't beat a ginger on an overgrown boar.
Yo 
whats up with the pizza feet?
Top: 
Might of Noxus that gets absolutely butchered by a hamster with a dart gun. Some brute you are.
Jung: 
7 Eyes and you still can't see your 0/10 score.
Mid: 
You're nothing but a busty bimbo for people to make hentai with.
ADC: The cold thing about you is my hands from not moving from how simple you are.
Support: 
...I honestly have nothing bad to say about you. Too bad you can't say anything.
(This hurt me to do...)
Time to roast every skin as a true Taric main.
Base: "Sapphire for clarity? I agree, I can't even see you there." Emerald: "For a Legolas rip off you sure are lacking in mobility." Bloodstone: "No blades, yet still the edgiest thing in League." (OK tbf that is how I normally treat bloodstone.) Pool Party: "The only thing more wishy washy than your particles is your damage."
Hooo boy, now for the hard part, Armour of the 5th Age Taric.
"Really? Pink leg warmers? Try again. You walk around spouting nonsense off about gems being outrageous but your banrate says that no one cares. The whorehouse is that way you dumbass. Need a map? I might be able to find someone who can help but I don't think he would so much as want to be in the same game as you, much less walk have a walk down the lane with you. Hell, your very presence would probably make him run down lane faster than a tilted Draven. You think you are fabulous? You are just a Fabio rip-off, trying to steal the spotlight like some wannabe Marry Sue. Your name might be a mouthful but that is the only "mouthful" you have to offer. Go climb that mountain you are always yammering on about and jump off the side."
######Oh god I am sorry my poor husbando. I didn't mean it I swear.
: You were supposed to be able to fight 300 people by yourself! You can't even fight 1v5!
- Stop yelling, "COWARDS" when you are running AWAY from your enemies you dunce.
OK WHERE DO I EVEN START YOU EDWARD SCISSOR LEGS MARY POPPINS HYBRID RIP-OFF. Oh let's start with the fact that since season 1 you had absolutely no lore but then season 7 comes along and suddenly you have lore? and are an actual champion? What did you think Riot could create you and then you could just be in the game? Secondly your like a girl who got a tattoo and then 3 weeks later isn't sure she wants to keep it because of what other people think of her. I mean newsflash you had your legs removed for swords. not robot legs; SWORDS. JESUS GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. Hell if Riot made your hair pink your basically the next Fiora Rework!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/MGLPENCNLcy8o/200.gif#16
"But Seriously you look amazing Pls get released already"
Hunter of black magics but how the hell does she keep shooting her wrist and crossbow with out reloading? do i smell some magics?
Angsty, lone wolf sterotypical fight vs the undead dude, go sit with Lucian and get a real story.
What kind of genius Doctor turns himself into a Stupid Hulk that has quite literally no story, or real reason for existing
Lay off the Doritos and Mountain Dew kid
Dude... get a life!
That's what happens when you skip leg day.
...
The moon is better. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/011/848/cold.jpg
- You're less viable than pre-update Skarner.
You're getting too old for this, Gramps
HENTAI ALERT!
decided to work with his enemy to catch instead of you.
my main 
cried in a corner till he got helped by a little(super awesome) girl
Has lived a million times and has infinite lives
Can't kill a posh british lady holding icicles
freaking weeb
Ahri - you're stupid, your outfit sucks and no one wants to be your friend.
