LoL from a bronze perspective-

scribbles782·8/16/2017, 8:59:22 PM·1 votes·474 views

You'll often hear a bronze say that EVERY champion is overpowered in one way or another. As a professional bronzie, here are the reasons we think these champs are overpowered.

Aatrox- Lol nothing this guy is a joke

Ahri- Her charm is impossible to even attempt to side step and if you get hit you're 100% dead

Akali- Too much burst and massive gapclosers

Alistar- So. Much. CC.

Amumu- Literally never dies and has a stun the size of a lane even though it's not a stun, most bronze players don't care.

Anivia- Too OP for the enemy team because 99% of Anivias in bronze are trolls

Annie- Her stun zones the hell out of me and if I get near her her giant bear dicks on me

Ashe- I got hit by a lucky cross map ult! Oh well, not as bad as point blank Morgana Q! Also one of the only champs bronzes can kite as

Aurelion Sol- I get hit by EVERY BALL and his stun takes up the WHOLE LANEEEEE

Azir- So much range and I get pushed into towers all the time

Bard- Such an easy escape/gank tool, not to mention the heals behind the enemy tower...

Blitzcrank- Like Ahri, won't even ATTEMPT to sidestep the one thing that makes this guy good.

Brand- So much range and DOT, and he wins literally EVERY team fight.

Braum- A mobile windwall...

Caitlyn- Her traps are OP and she has so much range and I still hate her even after the nerfs

Camille- SO mobile and that ult is CANCER! Even though she gets outclassed by like every fighter...

Cassiopeia- I can't flash away from her or predict her ult to outplay it

Cho'Gath- When a tank literally one shots you by becoming EVEN TANKIER (item 3193 )

Corki- His poke from his ult is so annoying

Darius- His bleed alone does half my health and he has a one shot-late game pentakill ultimate

Diana- Mobility and burst, like Akali

Dr. Mundo- DOESN'T DIE and cleavers do soooo much damage

Draven- Since when do auto attacks half health me?

Ekko- His ult alone.

Elise- Super long snare AND can go untargetable for years

Evelynn- "BOO!" "I'm dead and I don't even know where she came from"

Ezreal- Why does a champion even have a flash in their kit? What? Cast time? Wtf is that?

Fiddlesticks- I can't use abilities and he's full health again...

Fiora- She does like 10% of my health of true damage with her ult then gets a free Mundo ult!

Fizz- Have you not heard of the 3 F's? Fucking Flubbering Fish.

Galio- All of my health with a Q, a massive taunt, AND he knocks me up for like 10 seconds!

Gangplank- His barrels are a surefire way to make me get 0 farm in lane and he's stolen countless Barons from me because idk how smite works...

Garen- I can't use abilties, my armor is now useless, he takes no damage, and oh, I have the AUDACITY to be doing WELL? He now does true damage!

Gnar- One of the only champs bronzies can kite as, with Ashe, and with Mega Gnar, his dick grows to 10x the size to slap you with it!

Gragas- That E hitbox is somehow even fatter than he is.

Graves- His ult range is so decievingly long and I can't even see it to not try to dodge it.

Hecarim- OMG SANIK CAN I HAVE UR AUTOGRAPH?

Heimerdinger Can't get near him or he will one shot you with ult W! Not to mention the towers...

Illaoi- Again, can't get close or you're dead. 1v5 queen.

Irelia- Broken stun, broken heal on ult, broken mobility on Q. (ily Gbay!)

Ivern- He hits me with a Q and I've been literally gangbanged by the whole team. It doesn't matter how many number nerfs you give him, hit kit is still broken

Janna- Idk apparently shes broken in high elo right now but people don't know how to use her in bronze

Jarvan IV- He dashes and knocks me up then does a quarter of my health with his ult, not like 75% of champs can escape it at any time...

Jax- Jump-Stun-Right click-Dead

Jayce- His Q through the wall thing LITERALLY half healths any squishy.

Jhin- His 4th shot quarter healthed me and he finishes me off with hsi ult because I can't juke for shit

Jinx- Even crazier than Cait if she has mana. And the cross map ults are just too much.

Kalista- They should give Annie's line ("hop, skip, jump!") to Kalista. And only the Kalistas on the ENEMY team can kite.

Karma- Even when building full support her Q does all my health!

Karthus- It doesn't even matter if I juke 80% of these Q's, they use no mana and are so spammable! And his ult takes SO MUCH SKILL

Kassadin- He has infinite flashes, who cares about multiplying mana costs? These flashes one shot me anyway!

Katarina- I don't know the definition of outplay, so she's broken.

Kayn- He has a Yasuo E-Q in one ability and heals to full health after ulting the tank.

Kayle- Her range on her E is dumb, as it is almost permanent, and she literally has a summoner heal on her W. Don't even get me started on that ult.

Kennen- A lot of ranged harass and when he has his E he is so mobile. Also an ult that wins teamfights

Kha'Zix- He jumped on my adc/mage. The funeral is in 4 days.

Kindred- I saw youtubers make her range over 2000 so yea shes busted...

Kled- SO much damage and his ult is like a Sivir ult but better.

Kog'Maw- His range is crazy and the indicator for his ult isn't enough

LeBlanc- Again, what's an outplay?

Lee Sin- SO MOBILE. The littlest bit of experience on him and a trackers knife and you will NOT catch him.

Leona- The CC, and WHY can her E go through minions? Just why?

Lissandra- She can take any of her enemies or herself out of a fight for 10 mins

Lucian- Just ONE rotation of his abilities and he was able to dash twice and finish me off with his ult. Why does walking in a straight line get me nowhere?

Lulu- Can make any carry on her team a tank.

Lux- A snare and i'm dead. Oh they gave her a reset on her ult? OH THEY MADE HER W USEFUL? greeeeeeeeeeeat

Malphite- What does my team not understand about "don't group up"?

Malzahar- Space Aids! Also a point and click "you don't do anything until you respawn button"!

Maokai- A tank that goes untargettable? That makes no sense. And he rooted me max length and i'm dunzo

Master Yi- The pentakill king. He rightclicks and presses Q. THAT'S IT.

Miss Fortune- Her Q killed a minion and I was unlucky enough to be standing behind said minion? Rip half my health!

Mordekaiser- Third Q does half my health and his passive just says "you don't do damage to me!"

Morgana- I got rooted, got an AFK warning.

Nami- Heal and CC are insane, not to mention she empowers her adc's auto attacks.

Nasus- I had to back and he can now one shot me. And that buff they gave him last patch? Yeah, no ty.

Nautilus- Why is a tank mobile? And why is a point and click knock up/stun even a thing?

Nidalee- She hit me with a spear from fog of war at max range. I am now dead. Nice gank.

Nocturne- I am CONVINCED that after he ults his next auto does 100% of the targets's health in true damage.

Nunu- I like snowball fights just as much as the next guy but when someone throws solid ice at me I get angry

Olaf- If I try to kill him he just gets stronger. Also if he is chasing me in a straight line he has infinite slows

Orianna- She controls her ball from across the lane. And I wanna see Faker with some variety! START BANNING ORI!

Pantheon- Such linear gameplay for the person playing and playing against him. I refuse to start Doran's Shield!

Poppy- Unkillable and if I try to dash into her, yeah, that's not gonna happen...

Quinn- Someone that doesn't belong in the top lane. Her poke is dumb and if you think you got away, she will catch up

Rakan- So mobile for an Enchanter support! Jukes all of my skillshots and with Xayah it's even worse!

Rammus- Wait... are you sanik? Oh, no, sanik is cooler than you. he doesn't have a point and click taunt.

Rek'Sai- Her new ult is cool and all, but I don't like point and click finishers!

Renekton- He has EVERYTHING a champ needs to be broken. and Bricky hates you, so it must be true.

Rengar- He's been nerfed countless times but I still feel no counterplay!

Riven- A fighter who is also a CC bot... Gets one kill in lane and you're in for a fun ride!

Rumble- As a melee champ you're fucked.

Ryze- This is Faker's main? I wouldn't know, he gets banned every game because he is SO BUSTED. Point and click roon on a mage? Rly Rito?

Sejuani- Tank update completely broke her. Like 600 armor and MR at the start of a fight. UGH. Also a dash because OP tanks need mobility

Shaco- I don't have the 200 IQ required to take on a good Shaco... or any Shaco!

Shen- Sometimes I can't tell if he's an assassin or a tank.

Shyvana- "FLAME BREATH"- Darkk Mane. Also she has such a MASSIVE gapcloser with her ult.

Singed- thinking to myself "Don't chase him! Don't chase him! Don't"- SHIT I CHASED HIM AND NOW I'M DEAD!

Sion- HELLOMYNAMEISBARRYALLENANDIMTHEFASTESTMANALIVEWHENIWAS12MYMOMWASKILLEDBYAYELLOWGUYNOTANASIANBUTAGUYWEARINYWLLOWCLOTHES

Sivir- Her waveclear is ridiculous and her spellshield is just WHOOF! And it gives her mana : ^)

Skarner- No Bill Cosby, I don't want your candy! NO I DON'T WANNA GO INTO YOUR TOWER! AHHHHHHH

Sona- She does wayyy too much damage for her utility.

Soraka- Every bit of poke in lane is negated, even onto her with her Q.

Swain- Too much long ranged poke, Damage over time, and is unkillable as long as he's in the middle of my team. Much deserved VGU.

Syndra- I don't care that she needs balls to one shot, she is a press R one shot champ.

Tahm Kench- Again, a troll's favorite! And the true damage is just dumb.

Taliyah- One combo and i'm dead. Great wall of China? More like Great wall of Shurima!

Talon- 25% of first bloods? YOU KIDDING ME RITO?

Taric- His stun hitbox is so underratedly stupid. And 2.5 seconds of invincibility. Nice.

Teemo- Okay, I got out of the trade (that i lost) with 120 HP. Now I just have to get under my tower to back..... oh my screen lost color.

Thresh- A lot of CC and a huge slow. Can get his adc out of any situation.

Tristana- She was trash tier like 2 weeks ago right? Now shes busted! insert buster shot joke here

Trundle- He steals my life from across the lane with his ult and his bite does so much damage!

Tryndamere- 5 seconds of "hehexd I can dive you now and not die!"

Twisted Fate- A lot of poke early and a stun bot late game. His TP is SO DAMN FAST!

Twitch- I hate all DOT champs... DORAN'S SHIELD DOES NOT EXIST DON'T USE THAT ATTITUDE WITH ME! And his ult can get an 0/5 Twitch a penta

Udyr- Don't let him get close or he will auto the hell outta you

Urgot- His passive is SO BROKEN! And who thought that ult range was a good idea??

Varus- I'm snared, now my whole team is snared....

Vayne- If you let the game exceed 40 mins just disconnect. All trying is useless at that point. And those reverted buffs were a nice prank, Rito

Veigar- See, THIS is a one shot button! And the easiest to hit stun in the game to get the full combo off! And another infinitely stacking champ...

Vel'Koz- Outranges every champ except for Orianna and Xerath. Knock up to get way too much true damage off in half a second.

Vi- Mobile, does too much damage, and her ult counterplay is non-existent if i don't have an untargetability or can't buy Zhonyas.

Viktor- His burst is so underrated...

Vladimir- Infinite lane sustain because he uses no resource, and an untargetability! THAT HEALS HIM!!!!!!!!

Volibear- Destroys team fights and is the loudest man in the world!

Warwick- Don't even get me STARTED

Wukong- OMFG I always get fooled and waste my cooldowns on his clone! Then I realize right after it's too late.

Xayah- A root like that on an adc is laughably annoying. And her tower shred with Rakan is just crazy.

Xerath- Pokes me from accross the lane. Fun.

Xin Zhao- His auto attacks are insane. Is he a fighter or an assassin?

Yasuo- Double crit, Big shield, Spammable Q, infinite dash, wall that blocks almost everything, ult with no counterplay, just to name a few.

Yorick- His ghouls just jump on me and kill me and it's 40 mins into game and he hasn't left top lane and he's on my nexus towers.

Zac- He can just pull me into tower like "GET OGRE HERE"!

Zed- Richboy Redmercy paid me to say Zed isn't broken so Rito doesn't nerf him. Perfectly balanced champ.

Ziggs- His poke is dumb and he has like a cross map ult that does 3/4 of my health.

Zilean- I EARNED THAT KILL AND YOU KNOW IT!

Zyra- Basically Heimerdinger with more CC...

2 Comments

ReySolomon8/16/2017, 9:10:55 PM2 votes

Morgana- I got rooted, got an AFK warning <<< lol'd.

FatedSaviour8/18/2017, 4:11:33 AM2 votes

lol the barry allen, i read it all teh way through, only reason you get an upvote from me, well done