Why League makes no sense
Buying swords makes guns hit harder. Buying a bow allows your swords bypass armor. Buying a scepter makes fire spells freezing people. Throwing playing cards on people can kill them. Mountain falling onto you sends you flying in the air. Buying boots allow you to fly a plane faster. A wall made of wind(?) stops roots crawling under ground. A rat with a blow gun can blind an already blind man. Redheads leave soul after death. If a spartan throws a spear it reappears instantly in his hand
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Attacking someone with Thornmail using magic damages you. 
Killing a monster gives you a potion. 
Arrows from an archer follow you after you Flash. 
Spears from a cougar-lady fly in a line, and disappear without hitting the ground. 
You can be frozen and be burning at the same time. 
There are children in a T-rated game! 
Wind can block wind. 
Daggers bounce to others when thrown. 
A fish can buy boots, but a snake can't. 
Shooting somebody doesn't kill them, but it slows them. 
A sniper rifle shoots faster and hits weaker than a hand gun 
A rock can bleed 
A cyborg with swords for legs is light enough to not get stuck in the ground.
A rapier can reflect the cosmic power of borderline-God 
Isn't she actually blonde? The red is just the blood from her mother right? Or was that lore retcon?