Ryze gets reworked for 5839th time

Riot revealed the plans to rework Ryze once again the other day, making his rework count to be 5839 times. "It's been 14 hours," Phreak said. "He's gotten stale." The current changes are on the PBE presently.

(Look, I know it's too short, but I don't know how to make the article any longer. Just appreciate the joke and move on please XD)