basically adcs now

ggigotfed·2/20/2018, 8:35:12 AM·1 votes·182 views

Since I only ever see 4 unless I'm playing with a friend and one of us is adc.

Ashe, jinx, varus, and jhin. Let's talk about these 4 special snowflakes ye loves?

Ashe - who the fuck is actively picking this character. It is 2018 she is the fucking tutorial champion. If you're playing ashe in anything more than a bot game to learn the basics of the game, I will report you for trolling. Ashe only works one of two ways. Support worthless garbage ashe, and LCS levels of teamwork ashe. So she only works one way. Because playing ashe solo is absolutely fucking retarded. Why pick ashe when you have champs like. Xayah, Lucian, Ezreal, and fucking Cait. Cait is the most basic adc in the game. Why choose ashe over cait? Seriously refund that championship skin, give it to xayah.

Jinx - You're the same issue as ashe but I can see the appeal to playing you. You're annoying as shit when fed. But you're so easy to kill. No mobility unless you get a kill or assist or kill a tower. So you're just fodder for the lee sin. #fuckyouleesin #angerandragefillmydesiretokillyouleesin #bait. Her only decent ability is her ult at max range, and the enemy being at 5% life. Seriously doing this at point blank it literally does less damage than an auto. It does a minimal of 28 damage..riot..no. Absolutely hideous. Plus, the only flat chested woman in this game. Shame riot..surely miss fortune can donate some of that. But jinx gets to stay a tomboy? Terrible.

Varus - you're just a better version of ashe. I have no real complaints about you aside from, you're not mobile so you're easy to farm. But most varus know when to ult and save someone, or win the teamfight. So keep doing you booboo. On another note, why did you change his lore? Not that lore mattered but you just snuffed his wife and kid from existence. Idk if he had a kid but you straight up just made this man gay. And I don't pick him because of that. Miss me with that gay shit.

Jhin - Na players, stop fucking playing jhin you're making Korea want to bomb us more. Wait..which one was that? I take that back. But seriously stop fucking picking jhin in my ranked games. Call me a troll because your gold havin ass is trying to learn him in my ranked game. Wonder why I op.gg all my adcs in lobby and ban jhin if I see him on their match history.

If you want to play adc, unless you are ezreal vayne or lucian. Just pick a mage. Mages work better than adcs now anyways.

10/10 if I see lee sin I will have a fucking anal hemorrhage.

4 Comments

nelogis2/20/2018, 12:45:04 PM1 votes

I don't quite know if this is a gameplay post in the wrong place (memes and games)

or

A post that suppose to be a funny description of the meta