How To Play Ezreal
All right, kids, listen up. This is how you play
, the best champion in the game. In these 4 simple steps, you can become a Mastery 7 Ezreal main and climb your way to Challenger in no time. Isn't that just exciting? Dangerous, too.
Step 1: Play Him Jungle
Ezreal is an explorer with a thirst for adventure. Ezreal loves nothing more than spelunking through an area and exploring every crevice of it. As you can imagine, Ezreal doesn't like being confined to one lane. And that is exactly why you bring him to the jungle, an area perfect for any adventurer!
Step 2: Take Some Liberties
Ezreal laughs in the face of danger. To live dangerously, pretend
and any kind of
doesn't exist. You're an accomplished explorer, you've sneaked right behind your elder's noses countless times, you've explored all sorts of ancient tombs and procured the most well guarded of artifacts. You want to show them a true display of skill, and this shouldn't even be a challenge for an expert like you.
Step 3: Your Map Doesn't Exist
When you play Ezreal, you play as if you, yourself, were Ezreal. Anyone who has gotten to this point in this guide likely already knows that. Of course, since Ezreal is against the idea of using a map, that means you will never look at your map all throughout your experience. You will not ping and you will only go into other lanes to explore, which you have the right to do because of your status as an expert adventurer.
Step 4: Use That Taunt
One cannot simply play Ezreal without spamming his taunt. To Ezreal, everyone belongs in a museum, regardless of who they are and where they come from. And, of course, you've had experience to back that up. You've seen all sorts of ancient relics and old people, you know what belongs in a museum and what doesn't.
And there you go. Just follow these steps every time you play
, and you'll be one with the pros in no time.
Do note that this is a joke "guide";. If you, for some reason, really want to use this in a match, just do it in blind pick norms. That way, you can goof around and not affect other people's experiences too negatively. If some guy does this in a ranked game, don't blame me.