League Rap Battle: Garen vs Darius

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: So what we got here, some Noxian tart? My words'll cut you right on through the heart!

Demacia's the best that's something of which even you can attest you Axe-wielding bitch!

My judgment on this and it is quite sound, is that you'll be sent right back to the pound!

One Decisive strike is all that I'll show to split you like a pike and you're outta the way, yo!

Your strength's in idiocy that's painfully clear! It ain't got a piddly chance to show me up here!

: What's this I hear? Some fool talking shit? My words'll make clear just right where to put it!

Justice has no hope and it'll never last, while Noxian Might is dope and helps people out fast!

Honor's a crutch and that ain't no lie. When we're through with this brush you'll see that and die!

I'm crushing that courage right here today. I'm glad that'll discourage any more crap coming my way!

So now what to do you Demacian tit? I got dunks to do so take it and get!

: The moron's still talking more 'bout his dumb strength. I'll show you the door with a few words of length!

My sword will do to shut up this Villain. And when you see what I do you know I be chillin!

I'll call down the might of Justice on you, and in that plain sight you'll run away, dude!

This butcher is dumber than a blade of grass! I'll imitate a plumber and shove my sword up your ass!

And then all will see just who is the best. So that will be the end of this test!

: You still haven't seen all that I can show, and the Noxian Guillotine will send you on you way, bro!

I can Apprehend and it'll give you pause. No way to defend against my awesome cause!

It will Decimate any chance that you had, of winning this debate you Demacian Cad!

My words make you Bleed and that is sure true. it's gonna lead to you turning blue!

I'll say once again of Justice we have no need. Cause all you will gain is countless ways to feed!

: Ugh, let me alone I hate Noxian Might, but once I am done It'll be Noxian Fright!

I'm ending your taint right here and now! And that ain't no feint so off with ya now!

: Bring it, you joke! My style can cleave. and your sorry poke is just gonna leave!

This fight'll end with you sliced in half and now it's time to rend this idiot gaff!

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