bored in school someone tell me a funny joke pls

A mother sees her son watching television and says, "Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?" Jimmy replies, "It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."

A pigeon walks into a job interview. look just give me the job, i need to rebuild shurima and i need some cash

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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching prn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what prn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

Q. How high can you drop an egg on a tile before it cracks ?

A. As high as you want, tiles are very very strong compared to eggs and it won't crack.

Lee sin walks into a bar.

And that's the joke.

A joke? C9 without Hai xD

What do you call Kindred with a Black Cleaver?

Lamb Chops.