Post Your Best League Joke
I'll go first: Once upon a time, in the depths of elo hell, at the bottom of Bronze 5, with 0 lp, I meet an Yasuo OTP who didn't feed, didn't flame, and was just a great person to play with.
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Pantheon walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and asks "five drinks please!"
Lee sin walks into a bar
and a car
and a pole
im sorry i do NAUT have any others
Back when Targon controlled 
, they held an auction to see who would get to keep him. Aurelion Sol'd to the highest bidder.
league joke of season 6 .... drum roll plz.........
DYNAMIC QUEUE!!!
[zombie-brand-clap]
Every Lee sin JG i meet flames me. No matter how many wards i place he keeps saying "GG NO VISION"
I want a Storm Drake Shyvana skin. The only thing i'd build using that skin would be full crit and I'd call it 
Lol, here's mine
What do you call a salty Caitlyn in-game?
The Sheriff of Tiltover
I think it's the best one I came up with.
Why doesn't Riven fix her sword?
Because it's pointless...
Who's Yorick's favorite ADC?
He digs Graves.
Diamond V matchmaking
Amumu's social life
:^)
I've got a joke, but first, a fun fact about your joke.
Yasuos with a default skin: Maybe Yasuo main or maybe just trying him out, so their attitude is rather random. Project/Blood Moon Yasuos: Uncommunicative or flaming, raging jerks. High Noon Yasuos (a rare breed indeed): Friendly, accepts a loss, and doesn't taunt you for losing. Sounds crazy, but they do exist, I met two of them.
Alright, the joke. So Karma orders a pizza with the instructions: "Make me one with everything."
Why doesn't Garen have a drivers licence anymore?
"No matter your numbers, I WILL NOT YIELD!"
This game.
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What happens when Garen holds his Sword straight forward?
The Rift rotates around him...
"ICE to SEE you"
Said as 
after I ult killed a 
A support main who thinks sightstone is optional
Pantheon: you bring the heads of toutrured summoners to my lane, you insult my skills, and you threaten every one with lane bully bs and ragequits Teemo: this is blasphemy. This is madness Pantheon: madness... This is ionia <Kicks teemo back to the depths of elo hell> Getting kicked into a well is the least of your worries (because get kicked into elo hell) -pantheon
A joke?
mains.
If that didn't tickle your funny bone, how about a real one?
How do you get a fair revenge kill? Ahri-match
Karmas popularity rapidly decreased after her rework. Why, you ask? Because she lost her fans
Don't ban Bard: if the enemy team picks him, you have a better chance of winning.
why is sona and lucian the best bot lane combo?
because they are the solucian
When I saw our top and mid laner, I knew we where going to win the game. Why?
Because it was a 
teed 
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Why does the plant based support loose lane?
Because it was an unde
ble matchup.
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Why could 
's mount not stand still?
He was Bristling with excitement. _**
When 's mount ascended into the cosmos and caused a phenomenon involving bluish green lights in the sky, they called it the aurora boarialis.
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When a certain dead Noxian champion met with a smart Yordle, they made Sionce. _**
What does Sona say when she one shots an enemy?
Nothing. She's a mute. Why would you think that she says anything?
: Did you hear that?
: ???
: Sorry, I just might have been hearing an EKKO
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Whose favorite number is 4?
Whose favorite number is 6?
Knock knock