You might be a Yasuo Main if...

Hey, everyone before you read this I just want you to know that this isn't trying to insult Yasuo mains, it's just a way to poke fun at their tropes. Also I have to give credit where credit is due, this idea is based off a Jeff Foxworthy's comedy routine "You Might Be A Redneck" (I'll throw a link at the bottom of the page) with that out of the way let's get into it!

1. If you spend more time under enemy towers than your own, you might be a Yasuo main
2. If someone tells you to build tank, so you get a , you might be a Yasuo main
3. If you get slightly aroused from seeing an enemy knocked into the air, you might be a Yasuo main
4. If you struggle to remember what ult does because you've never been hit by one, you might be a Yasuo main
5. If seeing a W makes you pee a little, you might be a Yasuo main
6. If find yourself saying "don't end I need to get my montage footage", you might be a Yasuo main
7. If you can't remember the last show you watched in the English Language, you might be a Yasuo main
8. If you think "knocking a girl up" means throwing them in the air as high as you can, you might be a Yasuo main
9. If you don't read the patch notes because you know they won't affect you, you might be a Yasuo main
10. If you need to replace the E key on your computer every week, you might be a Yasuo main

(I'll see myself out) Also here's the link to Foxworthy's routine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZY7PowZ328