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Riven is the Chuck Norris of League

ProfDrDeath··57 votes·3,266 views

So, post your best Riven facts.

I'll start with:

  • Riven sleeps with a pillow under her sword.
  • Riven once lost a fight...then she woke up.
  • If Riven wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.
  • What time is it when Riven knocks on your door? Too late.
  • Everyone has nightmares about the Harrowing. The Harrowing has nightmares about Riven.
  • Every child checks their closet for monsters before going to bed. Even monster checks their closet for Riven.

Go ahead, do you worst. And have fun! :D

78 Comments

KingWanahakalugi40 votes

Death has a Riven Timer.

General Esdeath 31 votes

Jax "Who wants a piece of the champ?"

Riven "I do"

Jax "I think I saw him go that way"

ProfDrDeath4 votes

'Tis a good one. :)

Ruin Lance1 votes

my sides

IcyPepper16 votes

Someone broke Excalibur. It turned into Riven.

RaptorKarr16 votes

HAHAHA!

Riven Approves

http://orig05.deviantart.net/2295/f/2011/256/d/b/riven___the_exiled_whatever_by_thezatrox-d49mxx5.jpg

deal with it

Everyone says welcome to league of Draven says welcome to the league of Riven

Nasus When Riven Q's he QQs

Nocturne Checks the Shadows for Riven

Darius Strada12 votes

Once a snake bit Riven and 3 days atfer of agonizing pain, the snake died.

Void Nargacuga11 votes

I got another one from my book that works!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Riven is going to kill you.

CubedJustice5 votes

http://i.imgur.com/4NjhRbj.jpg

KidSpectre10 votes

Riven may have Broken Wings, but she leaves everyone she meets with Broken Dreams.

Riven doesn't CS; the minions die of fright before the blade even lands.

Void Nargacuga8 votes

Well uh. I got a book called Chuck Norris vs MR. T (The unauthorized parody)... This is gonna get good! Also who would be MR. T of League?! That way I can do them too! This book only has so many "Facts" though.

opens to random page Riven doesn't bathe like the rest of the champions. The only baths Riven takes are bloodbaths.

Mistress Madoka8 votes

Riven doesn't walk. The planet just moves under her feet out of fear. When you ask Riven the time, she responds "THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER" the River doesn't get Riven's feet wet, the water get's Riven'd. Riot once tried Nerfing Riven with Elephant Tranquilizer. it made her Blink. I used to be the best soldier in the Stormcloak army, then I took a Riven through the chest. Riven once thought she might lose Lane. The enemy tower exploded in fear of her Wrath

aura trifire8 votes

Riven can kill 2 stones with one yordle.

jehovahsthicnes1 votes

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Riven can kill 2 stones with one yordle.

This is my favorite.

Ironclad Dragon2 votes

Riven (Chucks Teemo) Malphite Galio has been slain! Double Kill!

Malefîcent7 votes

Riven is not allmighty. If she'd truly be, she'd came here now and smash my head on the keyruishdgagsdshasdasda

TacoTheKitten6 votes

Riven's Q might be called Broken Wings, but she leaves everyone else with broken bones.

People complain about Mordekaiser's Q. Mordekaiser's Q complains about Riven's.

Only Play Darius6 votes

Riven played Russian Roulette with a fully loadeditem 3145 and won.

jehovahsthicnes5 votes

Kindred has to call a rain check when they mark Riven.

Enchanté4 votes
  • Riven makes fail plays, but you died anyways
  • you flashed? Riven has 4 gap closers
  • Riven Q, you Q, she has 2 more Qs.

I dont know man I'm bad at this

thePandev4 votes

Riven got extremely toxic in game, so she banned Riot.

Troll for Trump4 votes

They say CertainlyT gutted a lot of champs Well, Riven gutted CertainlyT

IGotScuttleCrabs4 votes

If Riven wants an egg she cracks open a Anivia (fixed for op)

RetroRage964 votes

Garen I shall not falter! Riven Hi Garen Falters

Tsohgder4 votes

Going outside of the fountain is considered facechecking when Riven is in the game. In any team.

Ghi3 votes

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OnanThaMan9 votes

its a joke thread, just go with it.

TroyTheUnconquer1 votes

Olaf tehee, whats this? a 8-0 Yi? and i'm currently 3-3-2? yummy i need a good snack to feed me

Ghi1 votes

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TroyTheUnconquer1 votes

has that olaf been building AD? or is he doing the projected build of tanky bruiser? because i've never had a single problem killing a Yi

Ghi1 votes

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TroyTheUnconquer1 votes

How do you build your yi?

aítch3 votes

Riven, PFT, more like deRiventives! BECAUSE FUCK CALC

PDE5 Inhibitors10 votes

Derivatives are probably the easiest thing in math lol.

aítch1 votes

cough it was a joke cough

PDE5 Inhibitors3 votes

Then you shouldn't have put "because fuck calc"!

aítch1 votes

THE JOKE IS PEOPLE SAY FUCK RIVEN ALL THE TIME I WAS MAKING AN ANALOGY GEEZ Y U HAET ON PEEPS FUNS :(

PDE5 Inhibitors4 votes

Lol, you're just bad this joke making thing xD

aítch21 votes

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140605232214/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/1/1f/Crying.gif

Stingley4 votes

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Boxpencil2 votes

The "xD" ya put at the end just made it cringeworthy.

PDE5 Inhibitors3 votes

The 3 in your name is much more cringeworthy. Only 15 year olds on CoD put numbers as letters in their name.

xD xD xD

Boxpencil1 votes

The 5 in your name is way more cringeworthy.

xD

PDE5 Inhibitors7 votes

Not really. The 5 in my name is actually a 5, since it's part of the enzyme name. Your 3 is a pretend letter. Like I said, leave that with the 15 year olds in Call of Duty :D.

Chaotic Reks1 votes

bu1 1h3n i can1 1a1k 1ike 1his

Totalis1 votes

{quoted}

cough it was a joke cough

a very cough poor one cough

aítch1 votes

Thats.... The... Point.

Saphixia3 votes

Teemo : spamming laugh uncontrolably Riven :* walks near teemo* Teemo : pees his pants Morale of the story: even satan trembles in her presence

MyTeamIsAwsome3 votes

Riven : Riot doesn't decide when riven gets a skin. Riven tell them to create the skin

RottedApples2 votes

Riven took her broken wings and learned to fly again.

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