Riven is the Chuck Norris of League

ProfDrDeath·10/20/2015, 8:19:28 AM·57 votes·3,266 views

So, post your best Riven facts.

I'll start with:

Riven sleeps with a pillow under her sword.
Riven once lost a fight...then she woke up.
If Riven wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.
What time is it when Riven knocks on your door? Too late.
Everyone has nightmares about the Harrowing. The Harrowing has nightmares about Riven.
Every child checks their closet for monsters before going to bed. Even monster checks their closet for Riven.

Go ahead, do you worst. And have fun! :D

78 Comments

KingWanahakalugi10/20/2015, 3:39:18 PM40 votes

Death has a Riven Timer.

General Esdeath 10/20/2015, 6:28:04 PM31 votes

Jax "Who wants a piece of the champ?"

Riven "I do"

Jax "I think I saw him go that way"

RaptorKarr10/20/2015, 8:27:41 AM16 votes

HAHAHA!

Riven Approves

http://orig05.deviantart.net/2295/f/2011/256/d/b/riven___the_exiled_whatever_by_thezatrox-d49mxx5.jpg

deal with it

Everyone says welcome to league of Draven says welcome to the league of Riven

Nasus When Riven Q's he QQs

Nocturne Checks the Shadows for Riven

IcyPepper10/20/2015, 8:25:42 AM16 votes

Someone broke Excalibur. It turned into Riven.

Darius Strada10/20/2015, 3:48:01 PM12 votes

Once a snake bit Riven and 3 days atfer of agonizing pain, the snake died.

Void Nargacuga10/20/2015, 3:23:35 PM11 votes

I got another one from my book that works!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Riven is going to kill you.

KidSpectre10/20/2015, 1:32:08 PM10 votes

Riven may have Broken Wings, but she leaves everyone she meets with Broken Dreams.

Riven doesn't CS; the minions die of fright before the blade even lands.

Void Nargacuga10/20/2015, 2:39:23 PM8 votes

Well uh. I got a book called Chuck Norris vs MR. T (The unauthorized parody)... This is gonna get good! Also who would be MR. T of League?! That way I can do them too! This book only has so many "Facts" though.

opens to random page Riven doesn't bathe like the rest of the champions. The only baths Riven takes are bloodbaths.

aura trifire10/21/2015, 12:15:23 AM8 votes

Riven can kill 2 stones with one yordle.

Mistress Madoka10/20/2015, 10:07:07 PM8 votes

Riven doesn't walk. The planet just moves under her feet out of fear. When you ask Riven the time, she responds "THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER" the River doesn't get Riven's feet wet, the water get's Riven'd. Riot once tried Nerfing Riven with Elephant Tranquilizer. it made her Blink. I used to be the best soldier in the Stormcloak army, then I took a Riven through the chest. Riven once thought she might lose Lane. The enemy tower exploded in fear of her Wrath

Malefîcent10/20/2015, 9:35:27 PM7 votes

Riven is not allmighty. If she'd truly be, she'd came here now and smash my head on the keyruishdgagsdshasdasda