Come up with a Jokeing Taunt for your main towards another champion
"You know Garen, Katarina told me that you're compensating with that sword of yours"
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(crackling noises in a french accent) to 
: "ok"
to:
"A little modesty goes a long way my dear."
"You hide in the shadows, I stand in the light."
"Not even the light of Demacia can brighten your day."
"You were never a god. You were never even a man."
"Your Fleshing compatibility service really made things awkward at the Crownguard family dinner..."
"Are you sure you are not Demacian?"
"Finally, a Noxian who embraces what they truly are: A Vile serpent."
"The Light of Demacia outshines the sun!"
"You would fit in well with the Noxus."
"Repent for your Xin!"
"The Light of Demacia will banish every shadow!"
"So.... no hard feelings right?"
"Foul creature! Your evil shall be purged from this land!"
"Impressive. I have never before met a person who lacked honor by Noxian standards."
"The last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead."
"I will dispel your evil shortly."
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
to 
insert piano noises
"I tried to silence Riot once, boy did I regret that."
RIP Silence
to 
: "You know what else they call a pussy, pussy cat?"
to : "i have resets too my dear."
to 
"I have evolved beyond jokes, meaning i've evolved beyond you."
My old main:
towards Lucian: "Have you seen a wife around here somewhere?"
as a general joke:
"If you think size matters, then you're probably compensating for something small, aren't you?"
But if you want me to do towards a specific champion...
towards 
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"Rumble, you have to stop giving names to your left hand! I know about "Tristy"."
~ Bad Santa ~ in general:
"Don't be shy, I have a ......PRESENT for you!!!!"
In general: "They seem to have forgotten me, dear lamb." Lamb: "We will remind them."
Towards Warwick: "Wolf, meet my ex."
to 
: Vi eww lets change that to an iv
to any champ in lane:
What poke?
(If only Zyra had a reasonable taunt animation for these)
(in general): Fighting me in a forest? I wouldn't be lichen that either.
to : I'll give you to the count of tree...
to 
: Having trouble? Maybe you need to branch out.
to or 
: You know, I could really use a light snack.
to Battle Bunny : Is that supposed to entice me? I couldn't carrot all.
to : "And you are...?"
to 
"NASAPI!"
to "DWAVEN? DWAAAAAVVEN!"
"I have the bigger tornado."
Let's see what they are made of
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TL:DR: It's basic science you uneducated feline
wolf: fear makes the chase more fun!
aight
to
:
"Fitting that your name is also the place I'm going to put you."
"I think I might know what you're looking for. Small... rolled up paper... was always burning in your mouth. Ring any bells?
Dam. . . .I tried to come up with some, but all I got was a bunch of things for Shyvana to say to Riven is she was hitting on her.
to:
"Arcane pheromones, designed to heat a man's blood. It doesn't work on the bloodless."
"I have but one love. BUTCHERING YOU."
"I'll grab the bull by the horns. And mount them on my wall!"
"I'll make a steer out of this bull."
"Let's see if a dead god can dream."
"You think your hatred burns?"
"Immovable object? You aren't the first."
"They don't make them like me anymore."
"Congratulations: You've discovered a grisly death."
"I don't get nightmares, fool. I AM one."
"That which feeds on failure can only aspire to mediocrity."
"You are what you eat; hapless cattle."
"Keep up, Yordle. It's not rocket sionence."
"Finally, a challenge! It only took four iterations!"
"Dance for me, highborn."
"Good, I was looking for some lumber!"
"You will make a fine throne."
"You play at a game of thrones, child."
"A half dragon? Should only require half the effort."
"I exist perpetually in torment. You offer nothing new."
"How can you frighten me with what I frequently bathe in?"
to You can't milk those!
http://i.imgur.com/4nVvbHJ.jpg
Love these comics :P
The void has shown me things you've never seen the likes of... Oh wait. 
to 
Oh! Even you stink too much for me!
to while playing his joke animation: So, the Kinkou is all about balance right? Well, watch this!
to 
: Wanna carpool to the AA meeting after this?
to : Even the slightest wind will extinguish you.
to : Hey. I uh, think someone spiked your drink...
to : Your shadows are a candle of hope compared to the darkness of my past...
to 
: If your teachings are true, what does that make my past?
to:
: "Drink? Why not ask? Let's sit down and enjoy some warm goat's milk!"
: "Real weapon or no, my shield will not break"
: "I have friend you'd like to meet. Her name is Bertha. Best cow back home!"
I'm not very good at this :S
To an enemy : Mine are bigger
: "Blood magic, surely even a brute like you can appreciate that branch of magical Sion-ce." to .
to : Take a look, boy. This is how your service is rewarded.
- you're centuries old? You definitely smell it.
- after "you can't milk those"- I herd you already, you're an udder disappointment
- brat-ta-tat-tat
- conTAHMinate
- wanna see my venom casket
- I'm about to spray, so you'd best pray
- feel my AXEpunge
- on attacking from stealth - they never suspect the blitzkrieg
- on killing jinx- that really hurt, oh you're dead
- you're just like the sun, I can't stand to look at you
- you're trASHE, bow before your king
towards 
"At least I didn't get nerfed into oblivion. I'm still playable. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Pretty much anyone to Swain: Only Noxus would employ such a bird-brained tactitian.
To:
: Imagine what you could do if you were a real weapon
: Your creations lack true inspiration
: You would think with all that time you would have done more for Zaun
: I'm trying to see the science of your work
: I am in motion, but unlike you I have a destination
: the weapon is more glorious than the user
: evolving beyond death was surprisingly easy
: Have you heard of my cause?
: It is unfortunate that your ego is getting in the way of what you defend
to "The only thing I need to bring to light here is your search history."
to 
"Now, now, did I give you permission to leave your time out?"
to 
"Sorry, not a sushi fan."
after killing "Gotta smoke something..."
to 
"And they say I have bug eyes...?"
to "Yes, I can fit that many gems in my mouth... why do you ask?"
Also whenever hits with his smoke screen I always thought he should yell, "Daaarkneeeesss!" in a mocking tone of voice.
to dragon trainer
: How in the universe did a mediocre mortal such as yourself manage to tame one of my kind?