Come up with a Jokeing Taunt for your main towards another champion

RaptorKarr·May 2, 2016·70 votes·5,427 views

"You know Garen, Katarina told me that you're compensating with that sword of yours"

http://i.imgur.com/3HnJg43.gif

222 Comments

TheRealBazMay 2, 2016125 votes

RekSai (crackling noises in a french accent) to Fiora

Bottom LanerMay 2, 201683 votes

Rammus : "ok"

BlitzidiousMay 2, 201646 votes

Savage as fuck.

Solari FortuneMay 2, 201639 votes

Woah dude! keep this shit PG-13!

DeynaTaggerungMay 2, 20167 votes

That taric poro is fabulous :O

Laughing FishMay 2, 201645 votes

Garen to:

Ahri "A little modesty goes a long way my dear." Shen "You hide in the shadows, I stand in the light." Amumu "Not even the light of Demacia can brighten your day." Azir "You were never a god. You were never even a man." Blitzcrank "Your Fleshing compatibility service really made things awkward at the Crownguard family dinner..." Braum "Are you sure you are not Demacian?" Cassiopeia "Finally, a Noxian who embraces what they truly are: A Vile serpent." Leona "The Light of Demacia outshines the sun!" Fiora "You would fit in well with the Noxus." XinZhao "Repent for your Xin!" Zed "The Light of Demacia will banish every shadow!" Taric "So.... no hard feelings right?" Teemo "Foul creature! Your evil shall be purged from this land!" Riven "Impressive. I have never before met a person who lacked honor by Noxian standards." Mordekaiser "The last time you inspired anyone was when you were dead." Veigar "I will dispel your evil shortly." Katarina ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ForgottenLuckMay 2, 201612 votes

"Repent for your Xin!" I hate you lol

Kuroi86May 2, 201612 votes

Taric Riven Mordekaiser Dang! Those about made me spit up my water. xD

morris1May 2, 201642 votes

Bard to Sona insert piano noises

meat mapMay 2, 201617 votes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOTS FIRED

AutomatisMay 2, 201637 votes

"I tried to silence Riot once, boy did I regret that."

item 3070 Kassadin

RIP Silence

Chaotic ReksMay 2, 201632 votes

Khazix to Rengar : "You know what else they call a pussy, pussy cat?"

Khazix to Katarina : "i have resets too my dear."

Khazix to Draven "I have evolved beyond jokes, meaning i've evolved beyond you."

rtbf225618241May 2, 201618 votes

Ooh...that last one was too good.

LauchmelderMay 2, 201631 votes

My old main:

Thresh towards Lucian: "Have you seen a wife around here somewhere?"

LichKing234May 2, 20167 votes

Shots fired with a grain.... no a tub of salt

JayHog1992May 2, 201630 votes

Teemo as a general joke:

"If you think size matters, then you're probably compensating for something small, aren't you?"

But if you want me to do towards a specific champion...

Teemo towards Rumble .

"Rumble, you have to stop giving names to your left hand! I know about "Tristy"."

morris1May 2, 201627 votes

http://i.imgur.com/aMgG2jh.gif)

BoulderoxMay 2, 201612 votes

Rumble taunting Teemo :

"You don't deserve tristana, she needs a real yordle that doesn't blow a shaft all day" "Your as blind as your darts" "Compensating? exploding mushroom the second you touch it explains a lot"

JayHog1992May 2, 201613 votes

Well played. Let's see if I can come up with more.

Teemo taunting Rumble .

"Try taking a shower, being riddled in all that junk won't get you any ladies!" "I'll fear the next female who asks you for a light." "At least I didn't build a mech to compensate for my height!" "That wrench is the biggest tool Tristana will ever see on you!"

MrTortellíníMay 2, 201628 votes

Veigar ~ Bad Santa ~ in general:

"Don't be shy, I have a ......PRESENT for you!!!!"

Surge06May 2, 201627 votes

Kindred In general: "They seem to have forgotten me, dear lamb." Lamb: "We will remind them."

Towards Warwick: "Wolf, meet my ex."

AírMay 2, 201626 votes

Soraka to any champ in lane:

What poke?

x Life SupportMay 2, 201626 votes

Jhin to : Vi eww lets change that to an iv

charcharmunroMay 2, 201625 votes

Singed to Riven : "And you are...?"

A OceanMay 2, 20168 votes

Oooooo. Burned.

xStormaggedonxMay 2, 201622 votes

Literally. Along with her entire company.

TyvaniMay 2, 201625 votes

(If only Zyra had a reasonable taunt animation for these)

Zyra (in general): Fighting me in a forest? I wouldn't be lichen that either.

Zyra to Jhin : I'll give you to the count of tree...

Zyra to Maokai : Having trouble? Maybe you need to branch out.

Zyra to Leona or Lux : You know, I could really use a light snack.

Zyra to Battle Bunny Riven : Is that supposed to entice me? I couldn't carrot all.

rtbf225618241May 2, 201621 votes

Janna "I have the bigger tornado." Yasuo

CabalistMay 2, 201616 votes

Yasuo "I have the fancier hair" Janna

Gnart Even CloseMay 2, 201621 votes

Gnar to Yasuo "NASAPI!"

Gnar to Draven "DWAVEN? DWAAAAAVVEN!"

ChatillonMay 2, 201618 votes

Rengar Let's see what they are made of

Heimerdinger Body composition may also be analyzed in terms of molecular type, for example, water, protein, connective tissue, fats, carbohydrates, and DNA. In terms of tissue type, the body may be analyzed into water, fat, muscle, bone, etc. In terms of cell type, the body contains hundreds of different types of cells, but notably, the largest number of cells contained in a human body are not human cells, but consist of bacteria residing in the normal human gastrointestinal tract.

Heimerdinger TL:DR: It's basic science you uneducated feline

Kindred wolf: fear makes the chase more fun!

Singed aight

LezbianLizard69May 2, 201616 votes

Yorick to Graves : "Fitting that your name is also the place I'm going to put you." "I think I might know what you're looking for. Small... rolled up paper... was always burning in your mouth. Ring any bells?

EmbertineMay 2, 201614 votes

Dam. . . .I tried to come up with some, but all I got was a bunch of things for Shyvana to say to Riven is she was hitting on her.

https://media.giphy.com/media/RFDXes97gboYg/giphy.gif

Laughing FishMay 2, 201614 votes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ironclad DragonMay 3, 201614 votes

Sion to:

Ahri "Arcane pheromones, designed to heat a man's blood. It doesn't work on the bloodless." Ahri "I have but one love. BUTCHERING YOU." Alistar "I'll grab the bull by the horns. And mount them on my wall!" Alistar "I'll make a steer out of this bull." AurelionSol "Let's see if a dead god can dream." "You think your hatred burns?" Braum "Immovable object? You aren't the first." Darius "They don't make them like me anymore." Ezreal "Congratulations: You've discovered a grisly death." Fiddlesticks Nocturne "I don't get nightmares, fool. I AM one." Khazix "That which feeds on failure can only aspire to mediocrity." Khazix "You are what you eat; hapless cattle." Heimerdinger "Keep up, Yordle. It's not rocket sionence." JarvanIV "Finally, a challenge! It only took four iterations!" Katarina "Dance for me, highborn." Maokai "Good, I was looking for some lumber!" Maokai "You will make a fine throne." Quinn "You play at a game of thrones, child." Shyvana "A half dragon? Should only require half the effort." Thresh "I exist perpetually in torment. You offer nothing new." Vladimir "How can you frighten me with what I frequently bathe in?"

GentzerMay 2, 201613 votes

Twitch to Urgot

Oh! Even you stink too much for me!

ZackeryssMay 2, 201613 votes

Alistar to Lux You can't milk those! http://i.imgur.com/4nVvbHJ.jpg Love these comics :P

Demonic KhanMay 2, 201613 votes

Malzahar The void has shown me things you've never seen the likes of... Oh wait. LeeSin

S3ntinelMay 2, 201612 votes

Yasuo to Shen while playing his joke animation: So, the Kinkou is all about balance right? Well, watch this! Yasuo to Gragas : Wanna carpool to the AA meeting after this? Yasuo to : Even the slightest wind will extinguish you. Yasuo to Singed : Hey. I uh, think someone spiked your drink... Yasuo to Zed : Your shadows are a candle of hope compared to the darkness of my past... Yasuo to Karma : If your teachings are true, what does that make my past?

AnonymousPoroMay 2, 201612 votes

Braum to:

Singed : "Drink? Why not ask? Let's sit down and enjoy some warm goat's milk!"

Jax : "Real weapon or no, my shield will not break"

Volibear : "I have friend you'd like to meet. Her name is Bertha. Best cow back home!"

I'm not very good at this :S

PSOCALYMay 2, 201611 votes

Zyra

To an enemy Zyra : Mine are bigger

SquidsmastahMay 2, 201610 votes

Sion towards Olaf

"At least I didn't get nerfed into oblivion. I'm still playable. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

RalanrMay 2, 201610 votes

Sion to Darius : Take a look, boy. This is how your service is rewarded.

Over InnsmouthMay 2, 201610 votes

Vladimir : "Blood magic, surely even a brute like you can appreciate that branch of magical Sion-ce." to Sion .

DrShokingMay 2, 201610 votes

Twitch

Aatrox - you're centuries old? You definitely smell it. Alistar - after "you can't milk those"- I herd you already, you're an udder disappointment Annie - brat-ta-tat-tat TahmKench - conTAHMinate Yorick - wanna see my venom casket Illaoi - I'm about to spray, so you'd best pray Sion - feel my AXEpunge Blitzcrank - on attacking from stealth - they never suspect the blitzkrieg Jinx - on killing jinx- that really hurt, oh you're dead Leona - you're just like the sun, I can't stand to look at you Ashe - you're trASHE, bow before your king

SSJTribeMay 2, 20169 votes

Pretty much anyone to Swain: Only Noxus would employ such a bird-brained tactitian.

ScoroctMay 3, 20168 votes

Viktor To:

Jax : Imagine what you could do if you were a real weapon AurelionSol : Your creations lack true inspiration Ekko : You would think with all that time you would have done more for Zaun DrMundo : I'm trying to see the science of your work Illaoi : I am in motion, but unlike you I have a destination Jhin : the weapon is more glorious than the user Kindred : evolving beyond death was surprisingly easy Khazix : Have you heard of my cause? Jayce : It is unfortunate that your ego is getting in the way of what you defend