Don't Let Your War Blind You To The Real Threat

http://gph.is/29FMQWj?noredirect Two weeks ago Lol Ergo Urgot declared his intention to wage war on all of Memes & Games, to attack your way of life. He said he would bring an army.

 Recently we've seen the return of various memers such as Kitty Darkstar and RaptorKarr.  You may think that this is a coincidence but I assure you it is not.  Why would Lol Ergo Urgot go through the effort of training posters from the Miscellaneous boards to lead his armies, when he could use seasoned veterans.  He even brazenly declares he has the capabilities to hypnotize.   You were wondering where these memers disappeared to?  Well I posit that they were abducted and brainwashed by Lol Ergo Urgot to be used as tools to wage war on memes and games.  Kitty was gone for much longer as he had to perfect his techniques but now he can do it quickly.

When raptor was asked if they were back:

> {quoted} > > Well not entirely

Clearly an attempt to fight against the brainwashing and warn us

 The boards have been made unstable by the recent wars (shipping or otherwise) and now they are ripe for takeover.  Other posters have displayed rebbelious intent towards LF and MM, two lords of the boards, in innocuous threads as seen here:

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> {quoted} > > The same thing we do every tomoro Blazoir, try to take over Memes and Games.

and then

> {quoted} > > Got it. Our mission: Beat Laughing Fish and Malicious Metal with our super fun and easy riddle! > right?

This war initiated by the self declared queen Airman Compsci has distracted everyone from a real danger. Don't be like and and get blindsided by Btw if this warning falls on deaf ears and the apocalypse comes I'm hiding with the Brackern. If you declare allegiance with the Brackern (no need to revoke any other allegiances) you can come too.

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