What kind of trouble do they cause?
Keeps bringing strange animals in and never stops using his toy trumpet
Brings in strange animals too. Says they are his followers or something
Keeps running into crowds of people when in public and screams he can beat the odds.
ekko lucian illaoi better hide all my fried chickens
: SHURIMASHURIMASHURIMASHURIMA
: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
"You set the sofa on fire again!?"
"Awww look at her eyes"
"Demagaga!"
has a dangerously and disturbingly weird fascination with the kitchen knives
is always playing with the nerf guns (no pun intended)
running around with a foam sword while carrying a handheld fan in his other hand
Is always hiding and jumping out breaking furniture
Is always climbing on my shoulders making it awfull hard to go stop Rengar
is always getting a hold of things that aren't his, and bringing his friend along to help him cause trouble.
Well im in for one hell of a time.
- Constantly picks and wins fights against much larger and older opponents
- pretty chill. Helps control jax. Has eyes.
- Really cute. Snuggles up with me. Destroys everything.
always find him playing poking sticks in random bird, cat, mouse corpse you know he killed and keep getting called from school because he join fights with the weak but beat the shit out of everyone else
somehow you always get feelings of deja vu and the police claim hes been seen with a street gang but they dont have any proof
dont turn your eyes away because hes gonna empty the fridge and maybe the fishtank
is a bar of metal.
Throws spoons at people in the name of science.
Tries to silence 
and doesn't regret it.
won't stop hurting himself trying to beat up 
won't stop taunting
I can't fucking find 
Got a baby bird recently... http://i1.wp.com/www.gamespresso.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Bloodborne%E2%84%A2_20151125205023.jpg
is egg
Guess I'm babysitting a prince now...
He has distaste for dirt. Says he prefers sand I guess. Wait, he can talk?!
would likely be well behaved and have no issues
would probably need to keep an eye on her and avoid her using charm/adorable powers to get what she wants
keep away from sugar.....far far away
Is probably any parent/babysitters worst nightmare. Breaks things, picks fights with normal kids. Keeps pushing you off the couch like he's entitled to it...
Joyfully splashing about and getting water on EVERYTHING. DAMMIT.
Pretty good kid. Very friendly. Fights with Trundle a lot though I'm sure Trundle starts it 9/10 times.
Keeps wanting me to explain anatomy for some reason...
: Plays proudly over 2 Hours on her Toy piano while nobody is brave enough to tell her that it does not sound THAT awesome
: JOins her with his Trumpet and throws little Animals at you.
: Threatens everyone that he'll enslave his Souls, but everytime he tries he gets way too sleepy.
Says he dont need a map and is attracted to blue gloves
Makes random bow's and arrows out of ice and wonders why they melt
Have to constantly go buy cheese and disinfectant, also lose sight of him for 4-10 seconds at a time.
: You cant drink youre still a kid
: Can you stop jumping everywhere in the house
Morde i know you like metal but can you lower the volume of the radio -_-
Okay.
no problem.
baby death... Fantastic...
Wouldn't stop head butting people, keeps having nightmares about his family being slaughtered infront of him
keeps bringing home dead animals and tells me that i'm a shitty hunter and provider
Keeps starting fires in the kitchen, yesterday she set off a bunch of fire crackers in the toilet. I need a new toilet...
So it'll be really fun or i'll die really fast
Edit: Wait would morgana be good? that might be interesting. Ekko would be a handful. malz would puke everywhere and give all the other kids aids, But i wanna meet that sweet little angel D:
Yes it tastes purple. Now stop sticking it in your mouth
Stop spinning your going to make yourself sick. Get back here. Ha got you you little brat "poof" damn it what did i say about cloning yourself near bedtime.
what are you still doing up its 2 am?!? moon. (couldn't think of anything clever for diana)
Is constantly looking around and stealing oranges from wherever he can find them.
Is drinking milk all of the time.
Probably trying to keep the other two safe.
is constantly asking whether you could milk those or those or those (he is really obsessed to point out that you can't)
taunts Alistar to fight (always waving red flags around)
Shuts them both up and patches their bruises.
as a kid would probably just be kinda creepy and a loner.
would probably be super-thoughtful about time and shit.
would be swinging a toy axe around and calling people cowards.
Keeps asking me for a mohawk.
just scares me
He is just a small lump of goo sitting there.
keeps leaping out of her fishbowl wanting hugs. Being able to hug humans fills her with determination.
wants to watch the stars every night. She ends up sneaking over the fence to the neighbors house and eats their garden 'cause goat problems.
plays her instruments without a single complaint. -rimshot- Fairly well behaved overall.
Yay I get to get healed a lot.
Fights constantly while is trying to figure out how to remove the doors of our house
spells out D-E-M-A-C-I-A and drags around every day/practices twirling her light-up toy baton in her toddler sailor costume.
gets scared and cries in dark places, plays with 
at the local playground.
tries to bake cupcakes but gets flour and powdered sugar all over the place.
tries picking up things 3 times her size
enjoys scaring people by shadowing behind them
wont stop staring at the gated in yard
Swims around in his fish tank doing fish things.
[No idea how that'd go]
Like hurting me, and is always depressed for some reason.
- Wont get out of the sandbox. All he does is build sandcastles but they crumble a minute after he builds them
- Keeps begging you to play zoo and won't stop parading his stuffed animals around while tooting some annoying trumpet
- Lurks around corners, constantly setting up stuff for you to trip on and keeps shooting you in the head with nerf guns. Won't stop muttering
would just be him in his prime.
I would think of something witty for 
and 
, but I got nothing.
-Keeps on going next door to Taric's to "play"
-Need's a leash to keep him from going out
-Is a pretty chill guy
The most adorable void puppy ever... until he throws up on the carpet
Is always bullying the other kids and trying to enslave their souls to his will. I tried to hide his toy mallet but he just found a bigger one.
Is always in his room, tinkering with his toys. Sometimes I fear what he has done to Mordekaiser's mallet...
- Sits in the corner of the room, muttering about suffering while play-killing his toys.
- Grabs a stick and keeps hitting everything with it. Pets, furniture. The other kids...
- No trouble. She is actually pretty calm and likes to play with the instruments around the house. Although she forces Nasus to dance when he tries bopping her on the head.
