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Missions are a Joke

Riiot Azrixen·7/2/2018, 8:13:40 PM·10 votes·4,556 views

Missions should actually challenge the people taking them on. What is this "Win a game with/as/or against a Noxian Champion" or "Play a game where you've placed at least 1 control ward" nonsense? Give us a real challenge, Riot! How about something like these?

  • From the Grave: Win 3 games with 10 or more deaths (matchmade only)
  • Team Effort: Win a game with a full AP team or full AD team (matchmade only)
  • Feeling Flashy: Play 5 games where you use emotes 100+ times (matchmade only)
  • Flash Mastery: Win a game with summoner 4 equipped without using it (matchmade only)
  • Tons of Damage: Win a game with 3+ item 3078 in your inventory (matchmade only)
  • Seeing is Believing: Win a game with 10 or less wards placed as a team (matchmade only)
  • Faceplant: Play a game where you flash into a wall 10+ times (matchmade only)
  • Against The Odds: Win a Summoner's Rift game when enemy team has 3+ dragon buffs (matchmade only)

Or even better, a full list of missions for all champions that are living hell. For example:

Karthus Press R to Sin: Win a game as Karthus without using your ultimate ability (matchmade only)

What can you guys come up with?

30 Comments

Melledoneus7/3/2018, 3:41:57 AM8 votes

Shen Shenanigans- End a PVP Summoner's Rift game as Shen with at least 400 ability power.

rollz37/3/2018, 5:51:49 AM4 votes

Aatrox Totally Not Riven: Land 3 stun combo 20 times in a single game without missing once Ahri Sexual Harassment: Never miss a charm Akali Always prepared: Ult can never run out of stacks in a game Alistar Big Bull on campus: Only allowed to buy damage items and must be in support position Amumu No whiners allowed: Not allowed to use Despair Anivia You only live once: Passive is not allowed to proc Annie To old for %%%%bear: Ult can't be used for a whole match Ashe A queen watches: Not allowed to deal an dmg outside of her ult AurelionSol The great expansion: Celestial Expansion must be on at all times Azir Soldier's on strike: can't summon sand soldiers Bard Sound of silence: not allowed to collect any chimes Brand A candle twice as bright lasts only half as long: Only able to cast spells at 50% hp or lower Braum Its for show: Can't use unbreakable Caitlyn Grazing shot: only able to use ult on enemies with 75% hp or higher Camille Glitch in the system: not allowed to use hookshot Cassiopeia Let's switch it up: Can only attack enemies who are not taking dmg from DOT abilities or effects Chogath Gastric bypass: Can't get an stacks on his ult Corki flight of the Valkyries: only can use Valkyrie to deal dmg Darius Skipped arm day: can only use ult once Diana Dark side of the moon: Go full AD DrMundo Winners don't use drugs: Not allowed to use ult or by regen items Draven Butter fingers: Can't catch axes more then once Ekko Time paradox: Can't use ult to dmg enemies Elise Creepy crawlies: Must stay in spider form the whole game Evelynn Being loyal: Can only charm and attack a single enemy the whole game Ezreal It's just a model: Can't use Q Fiddlesticks Can't catch me!: Can only move when passive is activated Fiora I wanted a challenge: Can only attack an enemy effected by her ult Fizz He's a fish: Can only attack people in the river Galio Fuckin magic users: Only can only attack the AP users Gangplank Gunpowder Tax: Can't use barrels to deal damage Garen Spin to win: Can only deal dmg via spinning Gnar Anger management: Can't move or attack in rage form Gragas Alcoholics Anonymous: Can only deal dmg via body slam Graves Breathe it in: Can only attack enemies in his smoke screen Hecarim Slow poke: Can't buy any move speed items or use move speed abilities Heimerdinger Work in progress: Can't place turrets Illaoi I've seen enough hentai...: Can only damage enemies who's ghost is taken Irelia I'm a dancer not a fighter: Can only attack enemies who dmg her during her dance animation Ivern Ultimate pacifist: Cannot clear jungle minions or attack enemies Janna I'm not cheap: Can only attack enemies when she has 1000g+ JarvanIV I'm helping: Can only use ult to save enemies Jax Imagine if I had a real weapon: Must play with a skin that has a actual weapon Jayce It stuck!: Can only change weapon forms one after each respawn Jhin What comes after 3?: Can't auto attack 4 times in a row Jinx Heavy ordnance: Can only use rockets to deal dmg Kaisa Not so adaptive: Can only adapt once Kalista Restraining order: Can't bind with anyone Karma Karma's a bitch: Only attack taunting enemies Karthus Tactical Nuke: Can only kill enemies with R and if he is at base Kassadin Legs are overrated: Can only move via ult after lvl 6 Katarina You only have two: Can't use ult or abilities that use more then two blades Kayle Heretic!: Can only attack enemies for five minutes after they kill someone Kayn Edgelord: Must by 3 blade related items before killing anyone Kennen Eye of the storm: Can't move during ult Khazix I'm already perfect: Can't level up ult Kindred At Death's door: Can only attack enemies who are at or below 25% hp Kled Who needs a mount: Can only attack enemies without skarrl Leblanc Tag team: can only dmg enemies when her clone is alive LeeSin More blind then lee sin: Once attacking an enemy you can't stop or change targets until target or you are dead Leona Praise the sun!: Can only use ult Lissandra Ice skating: Can only move with E Lucian Drive by: Can only kill enemies with ult and with dashes Lulu Fucking insane: Must laugh(full animation) before casting a spell Lux Number 1 caster: Can't miss any abilities Malphite Rock solid: Can only attack when W is active Malzahar My shield will protect me!: Can only attack when shield passive is down Maokai Home turf: Can only attack enemies in the jg MasterYi King of the Weebs: Can only use auto attacks MissFortune Fanservice: Can only dance Mordekaiser Mace to the Face: Can only kill enemies with Q Morgana Uninstall: Seriously if you play morg just uninstall and know that I hate you Nami Fish outta water: Can only move when she has passive move speed buff on herself Nasus Stacks on Stacks on Stacks: Can't attack anyone until 1000 stacks are gained on Q Nautilus Ocean man, take me by the hand: Can only move via Q Nidalee Furies rejoice: Must stay in animal form Nocturne I am the night!: Can only attack enemies when they are blinded/nearsighted Nunu Bush tactics: Must begin every attack from within a bush Olaf Nordic Olympics: Must land every Q Orianna Nuts and bolts: Win a game as full AD ori Ornn I'm a blacksmith not a fighter: Can't leave base Pantheon Man of war: Must win a 1v5 Poppy Home run: must knock the entire enemy team away with a single ult Pyke I'm good I swear!: become viable (huehuehue) Quinn Cross country: Must get from base to base before they can kill an enemy Rakan Damn I look good: must look at self in the mirror for the first 10 minutes of the game Rammus ok: Hack the game to say something other then ok RekSai Diggin holes: Create a tunnel line from bot lane to top Renekton cooldown dude: must back everytime he gets a kill Rengar Mentor the meek: Can't take any kills Riven Totally not Aatrox: Must dive under tower when below or at 25% hp and survive five times Rumble DIY gone bad: Can only attack when overheated Ryze Do your damn job: Use a ryze ult to inciate that doesn't team wipe your team Sejuani Stuns are for wimps: No stuns allowed Shaco Tilt them with salt: With every kill you must dance in them before continuing Shen Call me when you need me: Stays in base unless ulting to save teammates, must return back to base after teammate died or is saved Shyvana Here be dragons: Can only attack enemies in dragon form Singed Fast as fuck boi: Can only run from enemies Sion Cowards!: Only use your ult to escape Sivir Physics! Physics! Physics!: Can only use W and E Skarner My spires are everything: Can only attack when within spires Sona You're mute act like it: Can't use any spells Soraka Better safe then sorry: Can only heal allies when they are 50% hp or higher Swain Master tactician: Play League of Legends RTS edition Syndra Dodgeball: Must land all skill W and E's TahmKench Glutton for punishment: never use E Taliyah I can mid to!: Become viable in mid Talon Ow my back: Can't jump over walls Taric Too sexy for my team: Sit in base and spam joke for the first 20 minutes Teemo perma-ward: sit in a bush for 10 min Thresh Thresh took a holiday: collect no souls Tristana dud hitters: use no explosives Trundle Troll king: Flame everybody constantly Tryndamere Split pusher forever: Only deal objective dmg TwistedFate Red is my favorite: only use Red card Twitch Sneaky sneaky: never get spotted while in ambush Udyr One punch: kill seven enemies with a single punch Urgot Urgod: get godlike with urgot and never lose it Varus If mf can do it so can I: go full AP varus support Vayne Silver shortage: never upgrade W Veigar items are for pansies: Don't buy any ap items Velkoz Trigonometry: Never miss a Q Vi Parlor officer: Can only use ult on one person the whole game Viktor Not so glorious evolution: Never upgrade passive item Vladimir Going on diet: can never use Q Volibear Don't hurt me!: Passive can't proc more then twice Warwick Noise complaint: can never use howl MonkeyKing Fight like man!: Can't use invisibility Xayah Clingily chick: must be near support to move and attack Xerath Totally not scripts: never miss any ult shots XinZhao Rice farmer: deal 100,000 worth of dmg to minions before attack an enemy Yasuo I'm the only team I need: never group Yorick Can't be bothered: Only ghouls can kill enemies Zac Ew its dirty: can't pick up blobs to regain hp Zed I always get my target: ult has to kill the person every time Ziggs City protection: Can't use satchel charge to destroy towers Zilean Time isn't cheap: Only use ult on yourself Zoe Ne ner ne ner: Only use Q during ult Zyra Plant blight: Can't use seeds with abilities

nyakasgoods7/3/2018, 5:02:52 AM3 votes

Tempered Hate: Win a game as Bard after catching all 4 teammates in an ult.

No Pathetic Cards: Win a game as TwistedFate after ulting with blue card ready at least twice.

Built to Succeed: Win a game as Kaisa without having a passive upgrade on any abilities.

Scurvy Free: Win a game as Gangplank in which you have at least 3 points in W by level 6.

Click on What?: Win a game with Thresh on your team without anybody taking his lantern.

Time Traveller: Win a game as Ekko in which you travel over the length of the map with your ultimate throughout the game.

LeBlanc Rose7/3/2018, 6:42:05 AM3 votes

Talon Initial-D Wannabe Reach over 800 movespeed without fountain buff.

Chembaron Yamada7/2/2018, 9:32:17 PM3 votes

Urgot The Bees Knees: Win a match made game without having more than 3 shotgunknees on cooldown at the same time.

IcyPepper7/2/2018, 9:33:26 PM3 votes

I feel like someone could do all of these missions in a single game.

Von Everly7/2/2018, 10:36:40 PM3 votes

Organic reconstruction Play a game of Velkoz and never proc the passive.

We dont want your money...but we might actually balance the game with some..incentive Buy and win with every Hextech skin

gabetheguy7/3/2018, 3:00:07 AM3 votes

they specifically stated that missions will not encourage people to throw games.

Summonah123697/2/2018, 10:42:41 PM3 votes

I remember some incredibly hard mission from the Star Guardian event, and it was actually really challenging. I don't remember what it was tho. Think I had to get an S grade or something.

afmghost7/3/2018, 4:46:08 PM2 votes

How about something that would help?

Silence is golden: Don't say a word

That would reduce toxicity

Digital Daddy7/2/2018, 8:44:23 PM2 votes

what about Miss Skillshot 500 times in 1 gamemode PVP only

The Whamboozler7/2/2018, 10:50:16 PM2 votes

On the one hand, these ideas will lead to people farming missions and throwing games because of it.

On the OTHER hand, they'd be fun as hell, and that's the whole point.

How about missions that encourage good play?

Scout - Place 5 control wards and win a game.

Team player - Win a game with more than 15 assists.

Defender - Shield or heal at least 2 allied players who are at low health or and save their lives.

Denied - CC an enemy that is channeling an ability and ruin their channel twice in one game.

I'm helping! - Build an item that benefits a teammate and actually use it. item 3107, item 3222, etc.

Demolitions Expert - Take or assist in tanking 6 towers in one game.

Dragon Force - Win a game in which you do not let the enemy team take dragon even once.

You get the idea. Difficult but possible challenges that are also good play and will help your team win games instead of encouraging goofy builds, feeding and the traditional "ramboing around solo kill-farming" that most games turn into.

M00ndanc37/2/2018, 11:29:14 PM2 votes

A light meal: play a game as cho'gath without executing something with your ult, no drag, no champs, no rift/baron

HungryAngry2SPP7/3/2018, 3:13:37 AM2 votes

If you want to troll, these missions are perfect

Riiot Azrixen7/3/2018, 3:33:19 AM2 votes

For those of you only bothering to comment in opposition and, for some reason, don't read what a few other comments have already made clear... https://imgur.com/d2a80M5

Remember where we are.[slayer-jinx-wink]

remakoro7/3/2018, 8:58:09 AM2 votes

Half of those are borderline troll XD

potchiker7/2/2018, 8:26:52 PM2 votes

Guys i need to die atleast 10 times for this mission

Sorry i made i didnt pick AP for the mission

Gotta spam the emotes for mission didnt mean to be annoying

I am only feeding because the mission said i should not use flash

Veigar: No flame pls, i built triforce for mission

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this will ruin the hole competetive mood it will be really annoying for the team with someone trying to do his missions as it will put 4 players at a disavantage because someone wanted to do his missions