Horrible inconsistency with Varus' lore

Malicious Metal·11/30/2017, 4:35:37 PM·190 votes·4,618 views

He's no longer straight like an arrow!

Goddamnit riot!

49 Comments

Talk no Jutsu9911/30/2017, 8:23:54 PM27 votes

Varus beware a meme with nothing to lose

TheTrueSopnop11/30/2017, 5:27:33 PM9 votes

I miss some of the old lore, In my opinion Evelynn should have stayed as the most expensive assassin in Runeterra, Riot did alright by most of the other champs they've updated. Varus makes me want to cry, I mean the lore for some of the champs was amazing and made me like them that much more, but please RIOT stop doing 180's on champs like Varus and Evelynn, it really subtracts on the champ for players like me that have been around for a few years, why not dig into the vaults of unreleased or uncompleted champs that are squirreled away and finish them with the new lore.

GrReaper9611/30/2017, 7:20:50 PM9 votes

Yeah, but he sure is as HARD as an arrow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ArfBarkBoof11/30/2017, 8:10:54 PM7 votes

Well, I guess you're half-right. His Q is about the straightest thing about him currently, and that's okay.

ZER0 211/30/2017, 4:43:59 PM5 votes

Thank you for the laugh <3 quality joke.

Velzard of Koz11/30/2017, 6:24:13 PM3 votes

If Ionia's law is similar to that of early 20th century Britain, the Darkin isn't the only person that will get imprisoned :^)

JarPoop IV12/1/2017, 12:06:17 AM3 votes

So uh how does heartseeker varus work now?

TeCoolMage11/30/2017, 5:26:14 PM2 votes

Kalista's spear and W is proof that she is a trap

Eeyore12/1/2017, 7:29:27 AM2 votes

Um... since when were his arrows straight? They're literally flailing tendrils.

SzGamer22711/30/2017, 11:45:44 PM2 votes

Well he is 1/3 straight. It's just his other 2/3's that are gay for each other.

######This has to be an accepted sexual orientation on some part of the internet. Can someone look for it on one of those charts with the alien symbols on it?

SangreDeNoche12/2/2017, 9:26:05 PM1 votes

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flys like banana Zilean

Stars Shaper11/30/2017, 5:44:12 PM1 votes

Well.. he atcually is... his "fuel" isn't thought :P

LiranMLG11/30/2017, 8:59:58 PM1 votes

Well played [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

FakeGravity11/30/2017, 9:31:38 PM1 votes

so let me get this riot, you make lux throw away the lux+ez ship just so zoe can have it back up, just so taric+ezreal cant happen to make this?

Sexy Jack Rabbit12/1/2017, 3:24:28 AM1 votes

Malicious you are beacon of gleaming light... metal? In a world of bad... memes?

Aeshura12/1/2017, 4:44:26 AM1 votes

lol. Ehh... I can't say I'm a fan. Varus did kinda seem like the Good guy using evil for good. Kayne's the bad guy using evil for bad, Aatrox is epitome of those two, and as a full darkin Shouldn't he FEEL stronger (Aatrox)