once a time

once a time ther was a . He was so angry and sad all the time so he had six eyeballs. but then the black man had a gun so he shot all the eyeballs off and didn't feel better and cried. but he didn't cuz he had no eyeballs. The black man said "cartoons", and then ate some pizza and was happy.

Then everyone was laughing at he didn't know why and just ate the pizza. It turns out the pizza wasn't pizza at all. and teemo had no idea that it was actually his own leg that he was eating. Everyone laughed at him until he found out so he blamed the black man. The black man decided to give up his life of crime and gave his gun to as a sorry gift but then had a baby and was very proud

The End