we describe players by the champions that they are playing
i'll start
= cool dude who doesn't care about kills but like's to help and protect his allies
31 Comments
Thinks they are gods among men and can do no wrong.
asshole who leaves once support ks-es him
by accident.
Typically spends game making vulgar comments toward enemy team. Calls own team noobs. Usually chat restricted.
=come play with my balls
: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET JUKED NOOB
self centered moron who thinks his team is useless if a single tower or dragon goes to the enemy team. Never shutsup about how bad his team is afterwards.
typically has a bigger ego then Draven...
= Hates everyone, and wants to make the world suffer for the years of hate that has been bestowed upon them.
- The worst person to have on your team until 40 minutes in he actually helps, but you still lose.
- "GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN......JUSTICE!" /dance
(and yes, I am a Garen main)
Never responds in chat with more than one word
"k"
"thx"
"group"
toxic little shits who would complain and afk if they don't snowball early on. Or for the worse, people who call Riven their waifus.
girly girls or Lulu fanboys/girls, who usually suck shit especially when supporting.
Describe me
- agressive nuker (basically kim jong un)
= doesn't want kills, just ganks all day and gets every lane steamrolling, gets 1.1k MS leaving base with 
, occasionally 1v5 pentas enemy team if they're unlucky enough to be full AD and facing a fed full armor (a thing I've done).
You are going to split push, and everybody knows that you are going to split push. Yet you still succeed in doing it every time. You don't like teamfighting, but you will show up to help out once it's almost over.
Holy shit the toxic acidic salt is STRONG with this one...
(kog is one of my mains though :3)
: Hey i got you bro, ill 
they're wards and ill take care of our vision adc with 
i just wanna get you fed tbh, hey bud can u click my lantern though...please click it your dieing... click it.. CLICK THE FUCKING LANTURN HOLY SHIT.
Tryhard (i main yasuo i can confirm this)
Two specific games make me think of Nasus players as "FUCKING GANK FOR ME NOOB JUNGLER"! -ping- -ping- -ping- -ping- -ping- "What enemies? What teammates? ONLY ME AND MY dick Q MATTERS!!!* -ping- -ping- -ping- -ping- -PING- -PING- -PING- -PING- -PING- -PING- -PING- -PING- -PING--PING- -PING- -PING- -PING- -FUCKING PING!!-
...
Sorry about that... anyway, I'm sure the rest of you Nasus players are swell guys, but those two particular Nasus I had the misfortune of being the jungler for really makes me not want to have a Nasus on my team again.
- thinks there good