Surefire Way to Improve the Game

ModCaptainMårvelous·4/16/2019, 1:08:44 AM·63 votes·12,696 views

Step 1: Remove Death Animations Step 2: Replace all of them with ragdoll.

Lee Sin kick you against the turret? Your body flies sixty feet back before colliding with your inhib. Darius ults you? Your body slams facefirst into the ground before bouncing upward. Die mid-dash? Skid along the ground like a kid burning out from a bicycle. Alistar kill you with a pulverize? Spend your greyscreen time waiting for your body to fall down.

31 Comments

FOR JUSTICE4/16/2019, 1:48:06 AM24 votes

i actually was thinking about this like two days ago lmao

poppy ult killed you?

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ChaosReyn4/16/2019, 1:28:11 AM13 votes

Imagine a bug where LeeSin kicks a target with Zil Ult, and they go flying only to rez like 1000 units away. xD

im always salty4/16/2019, 1:11:14 AM10 votes

oh... oh my goodness i would love to have this as a toggle , just a " enable death animations " disabling them would result in the rag-doll effect for obvious reasons this could be distracting in ranked lol.

Reksee4/16/2019, 2:23:44 AM4 votes

Quick question about this, would nunu and willump ragdoll separately or together?

Infernape4/16/2019, 4:21:28 AM3 votes

Pantheon kills you with his ult... you turn into an ulting Zac.

flibitydoo4/16/2019, 6:03:59 AM2 votes

would chug performance even worse and people are already struggling with the client that they need to close it to reach reasonable framerates bad idea next

Lęmon4/16/2019, 3:19:32 PM1 votes

I loveeee ragdoll effectss this would be so great

Busty Demoness4/16/2019, 5:41:02 PM1 votes

Galio Ultimate somehow lands a one-shot penta? Your entire team is flying to the 4 corners of the rift and good luck stopping anytime before you respawn.

D2Vincent4/17/2019, 3:06:09 AM1 votes

Meanwhile, Karthus ult...

would you just go limp where you stand, or do you explode 500 miles into the air?

Phhase4/17/2019, 4:27:13 AM1 votes

YES.

RebeccaUCuber4/17/2019, 10:09:15 AM1 votes

you remind me the best times when i killed played Lara Croft in Ps2 xD

taken by sleep4/17/2019, 4:22:14 PM1 votes

Nice try captain, but we all know to develop a ragdoll function means Riot will shift focus from creating more shitty prestige skins and quests!

AeroWaffle4/18/2019, 6:32:26 AM1 votes

Why is this in Memes & Games?

This would actually make the game better.

Crispy0Snake4/16/2019, 7:41:53 AM1 votes

It'd be cool but it'd take a ton of work to implement

Also I would trust Nvidia to really sink their teeth into LoL and give it Nvidia optimizations that you can't get on amd or some bs

That's if they used PhysX like Smite does atm, and maybe Smite has PhysX exclusively as a moba? Maybe there are legal issues

Tomoe Gozen4/16/2019, 10:08:37 AM1 votes

So, HotS death animation ragdoll physics aka DARP?

Velzard of Koz4/16/2019, 12:35:04 PM1 votes

Only If they use Dishonored 2's engine.

Alistar throws enemy into river. They randomly fly like demon spawn into 90° different direction and their head gets stuck in stone.

Though this happened to me when I threw witch into river via Possesion so perhaps that was intentional to show she is rotten and demonic?

14daysuspensionk4/16/2019, 2:57:40 PM1 votes

Nidalee stabs you with spear? Die instantly cus internal bleeding.

WyvernEgg4/16/2019, 3:15:33 PM1 votes

I've never liked ragdoll effects. Was disappointed when they added them to botw. Death animations are better.