What do you call a rice ball shaped liked Bltzcrank?

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Please spare me a moment before I deliver the punch line.

While I find it obnoxiously gauche to caterwaul anent fast food service, I feel that after I extrapolate based on this bar graph:

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my reason to do so shall be validated amongst fellow peers.

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Now, I can accept that it was not Monday, and that things slow down especially around the later evening, and I am not even upset that the tofu needed to be grilled for what seemed like over 5 minutes, and that I had to wait; I can find no grievance here. Tofu needs to be grilled to its cubed perfection.

But that you skimped out on my portion of Tofu-making it the most tofu devoid burrito known to the man and gods- is verily a mocking and sardonic jest that transcends the great tragedy plays of Shakespeare and Euripides. To further add to my perturbation, you give those ahead of me extra beans, rice, and steak. I am not requesting that I have burrito with my tofu, no. But I would imagine my wait should be met with some abundance of cube.

And so minuscule a burrito should not unravel after the first bite! Have you attempted to consume a burrito in the car? It aids to have it as an entire unit instead of a panoply. Fortunate for me my aluminum foil rapping laid sprawled at the ready to catch the avalanche of lettuce, cheese, pickled jalapenos, fresh jalapenos, and tofu. I had to have my wits about me in that phantasm preternatural moment of elder horror, and realized I could use the chips in the bag as a kind of lever device to hoist the innards to my feeding aperture. A true indication of my perspicacious, nonchalant decision making in the face of cacodaemoniacal terrors. It was also fortuitous that Disney traffic should assuage my situation and slow my automobile to a crawl.

So now I ask, burrito proprietors, whose name is Riot Games, what shall my future burrito escapades entail? Shall I forever be without tofu? Am I to expect that all burritos shall be wrapped in wont fashion that begs to be tight?

These are questions that I hope you can answer for me. I shudder to even fancy the answer, for I know in my inner most soul what that answer would be.

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Next week I hope to give a lengthy essay or exposition on the merits and proper techniques of the art known as shitposting. I have visions to see this board one day titled:

Shitposting & Chaos

Until then, I pave the way for my flock.